We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a tower." Let's craft something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered and gave him all the days off." That's a bit known but maybe okay. Need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart by simply winking at it." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's classic. But need to be unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his ability to control gravity: "Chuck Norris can turn off the gravity in a room just by staring at the floor." That's unique. Make it start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme caption, image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. The scene could be him kicking a wall causing a new continent to appear, or him turning off gravity causing objects to float. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's a bit known but maybe okay. But we need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the continent immediately becomes his personal gym." That's more specific. But need to keep joke_text concise but full. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it creates an entirely new continent, which instantly becomes his personal gym." That's unique. Now JSON fields: joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Kontinente mit einem einzigen Kick". That's 49 chars maybe. meme_caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neues Fitnessstudio-Continent". That's maybe 66 chars. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". So we need to embed the scene: maybe "He is mid-roundhouse kick, and a massive landmass rises from the ground behind him, forming a new continent shaped like a dumbbell, with gym equipment floating." Must keep within prompt length but okay. image_prompt must be English, include the base description and specific scene. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Rund kick – Witz". That's maybe 48 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rund kick einen neuen Kontinent und ein persönliches Fitnessstudio erzeugt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 140 chars. Check lengths. Let's count characters. Headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Kontinente mit einem einzigen Kick". Count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)n23e24u25e26 (space27)K28o29n30t31i31? Wait need accurate count. Let's just approximate under 80. It's fine. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neues Fitnessstudio-Continent". Count characters: Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i14? Actually let's just trust it's under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Rund kick – Witz". Count: maybe 48. Meta description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rund kick einen neuen Kontinent und ein persönliches Fitnessstudio erzeugt. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Now image_prompt: Must start with base description and then specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is delivering a massive roundhouse kick that lifts a huge chunk of earth, forming a brand new continent shaped like a dumbbell, with tiny gym equipment floating on it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rund kick einen völlig neuen Kontinent erschaffen, der sofort zu seinem persönlichen Fitnessstudio wird.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Kontinente mit einem einzigen Kick", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neues Fitnessstudio-Continent", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is delivering a massive roundhouse kick that lifts a huge chunk of earth, forming a brand new continent shaped like a dumbbell, with