We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke in JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields as described. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Could be something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator exploded because it realized it couldn't handle such raw power." That's a bit generic but maybe okay. Need unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a snowman to a staring contest; the snowman melted from the intensity of his gaze. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching Chuck Norris how to purr in binary." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about himself, but the paper spontaneously combusted from the sheer awesomeness of his syllables." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to shave, but the mirror shattered from the sheer confidence radiating from his reflection." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a GPS to navigate the Bermuda Triangle, but the GPS gave up and started giving directions in riddles." That's maybe okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things, like counting to infinity, etc. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a regular pencil to write a novel, but the pencil broke from the weight of his own legend." That's okay. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café, but the barista refused because even the espresso couldn't handle his aura." That's okay. But need to be in German. Let's craft a German joke: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Rezept schrieb sich von selbst in das Universum, weil die Zutaten Angst hatten, nicht gut genug zu sein." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris wollte einmal einen Haarschnitt beim Friseur, aber der Spiegel weigerte sich, das Ergebnis zu zeigen, weil er wusste, dass er nicht mit seiner legendären Ausstrahlung mithalten konnte." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke text must start with "Chuck Norris". So we can start with "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal..." That's fine. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris ordering coffee at a time-traveling café, the scene could be "Chuck Norris standing in a retro-futuristic café, holding a steaming cup of coffee, with a clock melting behind him". But we need to describe it in English. We need to keep the image_prompt format exactly as described: start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill the placeholder with the specific scene. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a unique joke. Idea: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do push-ups, but the pigeon ended up teaching him how to fly without wings." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a regular calendar, but the dates kept moving forward because they couldn't keep up with his unstoppable momentum." That's okay. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with extra cheese, but the cheese refused to melt because it feared being outshined by his legendary flavor." That's okay. But need to be in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris wollte einmal ein Sandwich mit extra Bacon, aber das Brot war so beeindruckt von seiner Aura, dass es sich selbst in ein Kunstwerk verwandelte, um nicht als gewöhnliches Brot zu enden." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi sprang vor lauter Ehrfurcht in die Luft und bildete ein neues Kontinent." That's whimsical. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Regenbogen zu fangen, aber er ließ ihn nur als Trophäe in seinem Wohnzimmer aufhängen, weil er wusste, dass kein Himmel stark genug wäre, ihn zu halten." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Regenbogen zu fangen, aber er ließ ihn nur als Trophäe in seinem Wohnzimmer aufhängen, weil er wusste, dass kein Himmel stark genug wäre, ihn zu halten." That's okay. Now we need to craft image_prompt: specific scene from the joke. The scene is "Chuck Norris attempting to catch a rainbow, holding a net, with a rainbow shimmering overhead, maybe a trophy on a wall". Let's describe