We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide a hyper-realistic portrait description in image_prompt with specific scene from the joke. Must be English prompt for image generation. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." plus specific scene. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something more original. We can create a joke: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered out of fear." That's unique-ish. But must be in German. So start with "Chuck Norris" then German text. Eg: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, das Ende der Welt zu verschieben – er hat es einfach verschoben." That might be okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make a round square. Or Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus wurde ein neuer Kontinent." That's whimsical. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte, weil er zu kalt war." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm erfunden, um die Sonne zu überraschen." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by blinking. That's similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der das Universum zum Schachspiel zwang." That's unique. But must be short enough? Not specified length. We need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from the joke, with the required opening phrase and ending phrase. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus bewässert, und der Kaktus hat daraufhin ein Erdbeben ausgelöst, um die Pflanzenwelt zu ehren." But that might be too long. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus bewässert, und der Kaktus löste ein Erdbeben aus, um die Pflanzenwelt zu ehren." That's okay. headline: maybe "Kaktus-Erdbeben durch Chuck Norris". That's under 80 chars. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn ein Kaktus mehr Power hat als ein Erdbeben". Under 80. image_prompt: Must start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: "He is standing on a desert oasis, holding a watering can, with a cactus exploding into a seismic wave behind him." Then end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Erdbeben auslösen – Witz". Must be <=60 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Erdbeben auslösen – Witz" length? Count characters: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kaktus(6)=25, space=26, Erdbeben(8)=34, space=35, auslösen(7)=42, space=43, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=44, Witz(4)=48. So under 60. meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaktus, der ein Erdbeben auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no repeated jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt is English. Must start with required phrase exactly? The instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene after the description. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a desert oasis holding a watering can as a cactus erupts into a seismic wave behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure we include the period after "vest." Then the scene. The scene should be in English as part of prompt. That's fine. Now produce JSON. Check field names: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". All lower case with underscore. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce final answer