We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. We need to think of a unique joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need something unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That's also common. We need something more original. We can craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but the universe got scared and gave up." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself by just staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single glance." Let's think of something that hasn't been used often. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube becomes a new planet." That's a bit unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking, and the snow turns into popcorn that only he can eat." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only splits the atom but also splits the concept of time, causing a paradox that only he can fix with a cup of coffee." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke_text, but can be a paragraph. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and creates a new dimension where the only law is that everyone must say 'Yes, sir!' whenever he raises an eyebrow." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's keep it short: "Chuck Norris can split an atom with a single glance, and the resulting energy powers his morning coffee." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness: not repeating typical jokes. Many jokes about splitting atoms exist. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes a national park, and the trees inside whisper his name." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so dense that it becomes a forest where each tree bears a plaque reading 'Made by Chuck'." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe with a punchline: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so dense that it becomes a forest where each tree bears a plaque reading 'Made by Chuck', and the forest itself bows when he walks through." That's okay. But we need to keep it within typical joke length. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes a national park, and the park rangers are all his former enemies who now only speak in roundhouse kicks." That's unique. But maybe too long. We need to output JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes a national park, and the park's only rule is that every visitor must salute him before entering." That's a unique twist. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Bart von Chuck Norris". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters, something like "Wenn der Bart mehr Macht hat als die gesamte Armee". That's okay. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. For our joke, the scene could be "standing in a dense forest of his own beard, holding a flag". Or "standing in a national park made of his beard, with trees shaped like his beard". Let's choose: "standing in a national park made of his beard, with trees shaped like his beard, holding a flag". But we need to keep it concise. The prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing in a national park made of his beard, with trees shaped like his beard, holding a flag. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that exactly as image_prompt string. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart-Witz: Der ultimative Legende". That's maybe 45 characters. Meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über seinen unbezwingbaren Bart – ein klassischer, humorvoller Klassiker, der dich zum Lachen bringt." That's maybe 150 characters. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris can grow a beard..." but we need German. The instruction says "Der Witz soll auf Deutsch sein". So the joke_text must be German. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So we can start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. That satisfies both: starts with "Chuck Norris" and is German. Thus joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bart so dicht wachsen lassen, dass er zu einem Nationalpark wird, und die einzige Regel des Parks ist, dass jeder Besucher ihm vor dem Betreten die Hand heben muss." That's German, starts with "Chuck Norris kann". Good. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Bart, der zum Nationalpark wurde". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Bart mehr Regeln hat als das Gesetz". That