We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Ensure JSON no markdown code block. We need to craft a joke. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet." Something like that. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, invincible. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget the concept of 'error' – every bug disappears before it even appears." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, World!' into a universe‑shattering explosion just by typing it." Might be okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a day." That's okay. But need unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard, and the cube instantly becomes a portal to a dimension where he is the ruler." Hmm. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city thanks him by sending him a roundhouse kick." Eh. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a line of code that makes the compiler laugh, and the resulting program runs faster than light." Might be okay. But need to be classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Avoid repetition. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'ping' into a sonic boom that shatters the sound barrier and rewrites the definition of latency." That's unique. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Zeit um 5 Sekunden zurückspult – und trotzdem gewinnt er das Duell." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brauen, dass er die Schwerkraft in einer Meile radius umkehrt – und dann benutzt er die schwebenden Tassen als Waffe." That's maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Erde um 0,001 Grad dreht – und niemand merkt, dass der Tag plötzlich 25 Stunden hat." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Code so schreiben, dass er selbst die Compiler zum Applaus bringt – und das Ergebnis läuft schneller als das Licht." That's okay. But need to be in German and start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft in einem Umkreis von 10 Kilometern umkehrt – und plötzlich fliegen alle Autos wie Spielzeugraketen." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris dreht die Schwerkraft um". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, a caption for meme. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird die Schwerkraft zum Spielball". That's 58 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then specific scene from joke. So we need to embed "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that reverses gravity within a 10 km radius, causing cars to fly like toy rockets." So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris executes a roundhouse kick that reverses gravity within a 10 km radius, sending cars soaring like toy rockets. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft kippen – Witz". That's 45 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Kick die Schwerkraft in einem 10‑Kilometer‑Radius umkehren – und Autos wie Spielzeugraketen fliegen lassen. Lacher garantiert!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Kick die Schwerkraft in einem 10‑Kilometer‑Radius umkehren – und Autos wie Spielzeugraketen fliegen lassen. Lacher garantiert!" That's about 147 chars maybe. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Check constraints: No markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Make sure headline <=80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris dreht die Schwerkraft um" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)d15r16e17h18t19 (space20)d21i22e23 (space24)S25c26h27w28e29r30k31g32r33a34f35t36 (space37)u38m39 -> 39 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird die Schwerkraft zum Spielball" length: count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)k19i20c21k22t2