We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Also joke_text presumably can be longer but must be the full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the Earth is flat." That's also common. Need something fresh. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube will rearrange itself to thank him." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by simply looking at it." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon by just breathing." That's maybe unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe‑creating algorithm just by typing it." That's maybe okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke text. Could be a short story: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit without a pan." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply breathing out a single puff of hot air." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with that phrase. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply breathing out a single puff of hot air, and the world will thank him for the extra summer." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's search memory: There's a joke "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Not exactly. Our version is different. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply breathing out a single puff of hot air, causing the entire planet to experience an instant summer." That's okay. But maybe we can make it more humorous: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply breathing out a single puff of hot air, and the Earth will immediately start playing a beach volleyball tournament." That's more comedic. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke text. Let's keep it around 2-3 sentences. Now we need to produce JSON fields. - joke_text: the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be in German. So we need to translate the joke into German. The joke text must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm zum Verschwinden bringen, indem er nur einen Hauch heiße Luft ausstößt, und die Erde sofort ein Strandvolleyballturnier beginnt." That's German. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft a German joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm zum Verschwinden bringen, indem er nur einen Hauch heiße Luft ausstößt, und die Erde sofort ein Strandvolleyballturnier beginnt." That's okay. But maybe we can make it more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm zum Verschwinden bringen, indem er nur einen Hauch heiße Luft ausstößt, und die Erde sofort ein Sommerfest feiert." That's good. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneestürme verschwinden und löst ein Sommerfest aus". That's under 80 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneestürme verschwinden und löst ein Sommerfest aus" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris" (12) + space (1) =13, "lässt" (4) =17, space=18, "Schneestürme" (10) =28, space=29, "verschwinden" (10) =39, space=40, "und" (3)=43, space=44, "löst" (4)=48, space=49, "ein" (3)=52, space=53, "Sommerfest" (9)=62, space=63, "aus" (3)=66. So 66 characters, okay. Meme caption: max 80 characters, a short caption for meme. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird der Winter zum Strand". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird der Winter zum Strand" length: let's count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "atmet,"6=24, space=25, "wird"4=29, space=30, "der"3=33, space=34, "Winter"6=40, space=41, "zum"3=44, space=45, "Strand"6=51. So 51 characters, okay. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: maybe "breathing a puff of hot air that melts a snowstorm, causing a beach volleyball tournament to erupt". So we can write: "breathing a puff of hot air that