We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." Not sure. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that it generates a hurricane in a teacup." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his eyebrows." That's unique. But must be funny, classic. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire United States for a week." That's typical. We need uniqueness. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can shave itself." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of 'Quantum Physics' in a single glance and then explain it to a goldfish." That's unique. But must be concise enough for a joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel in Esperanto." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's keep it short but witty. We need headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Let's decide on a joke: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper into a perfect origami dragon and then make it breathe fire that melts the ice caps, causing polar bears to start a union." But that's long. Must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. It's okay. But we need to keep it within reasonable length. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his eyebrows, and the numbers rearrange themselves into a new language that only squirrels understand." That's unique. But maybe too abstract. Let's make it simpler: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just to schedule his morning coffee." That's unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city then votes him mayor." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city then votes him mayor." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris' Kaffee macht Bürgermeister" But must be German. Headline: "Chuck Norris' Kaffee macht Bürgermeister". That's 30 chars. Meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braut, wird die Stadt zum Bürgermeister gewählt." That's 66 chars. Image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris holding a steaming mug that emits a glowing aura, with a city skyline behind, polar bears in suits voting." But must be within prompt constraints: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed specific scene: maybe "holding a steaming mug that powers a city". So: "Chuck Norris holding a steaming mug that emits a glowing aura, with a city skyline behind, polar bears in suits voting." But we need to keep within prompt length? Not specified. Just need to include that scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a steaming mug that glows with energy, a city skyline behind, polar bears in suits voting at a tiny podium. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Kaffee Macht Bürgermeister" (maybe 38 chars). Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaffee Macht Bürgermeister" = 36? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaffee(6)=19, space=20, Macht(5)=25, space=26, Bürgermeister(12)=38. So 38 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaffee, der eine Stadt zum Bürgermeister macht. Einzigartig, ironisch und perfekt für Memes." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaffee, der eine Stadt zum Bürgermeister macht. Einzigartig, ironisch und perfekt für Memes." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields exactly as specified. Check constraints: Must be German language for fields except image_prompt (English). Headline max 80 chars, we have 30, okay. Meme_caption max 80 chars, we have maybe 66, okay. Meta_title max 60 chars, we have 38, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars, we have ~115, okay. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object only. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er eine ganze Stadt für eine Woche mit Strom versorgt und die Stadt ihn dann zum Bürgermeister wählt.", "headline":