We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars. Meme caption <=80 chars. We need to ensure JSON format exactly as described, no extra text. Provide fields exactly. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's typical. But need uniqueness. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb aus, bei dem die Gewinner automatisch die Schwerkraft um 10% reduzieren mussten." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris". Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb ausgerufen, bei dem die Sieger automatisch die Schwerkraft um 10 % reduzieren mussten – und plötzlich schwebten alle Bäume im Park wie Ballons." That's funny. Now fields: joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb mit Schwerkraft-Reduktion". That's 44 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Bart wachsen lässt, schwebt die Welt". That's 49 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include specifics from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a floating tree branch above a city, holding a giant comb, with gravity-defying leaves swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should include something like "He stands on a floating tree branch above a city, holding a giant comb, with gravity-defying leaves swirling around". That is the specific scene. So we can embed that directly, not as placeholder. The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a prompt that includes that scene description. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a floating tree branch above a city, holding a giant comb, with gravity-defying leaves swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's fine. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb: Schwerkraft um 10% reduziert". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb: Schwerkraft um 10% reduziert". That's 58 maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)B14a15r16t17w18u19c20h21s22-23W24e25t26t27b28e29r30e31b32e33r34g35:36 (space)S37c38h39w40e41r42k43r44a45f46t47 (space)u48m49 (space)1 50 0 51 % 52 (space)r53e54d55u56z57i58e59r60t61. That's 61 maybe exceeds 60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb: Schwerkraft -10%". Count: "Chuck Norris Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb: Schwerkraft -10%" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb(24?) Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris: Schwerkraft um 10% reduziert". Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris:(13) space14 Schwerkraft(23) space24 um(26) space27 10%(29) space30 reduziert(38). That's 38 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb, bei dem die Schwerkraft um 10 % sinkt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb, bei dem die Schwerkraft um 10 % sinkt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as required, no extra text. Provide JSON object with those keys. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Make sure headline <=80 chars. "Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb mit Schwerkraft-Reduktion" length? Count: Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb(18) space19 mit20 space21 Schwerkraft-Reduktion(22?) Actually count: "Bartwuchs-Wettbewerb mit Schwerkraft-R