We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description with specifics, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." Or something about his beard. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in Germany, but only on Tuesdays." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the International Space Station." Let's think of something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too long. We need a short joke text, but can be a sentence. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single glance, and the snowflakes apologize." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the other side of the galaxy." That's fun. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can braid his beard into a rope strong enough to pull a truck, and then use it to tow the truck into a different decade." That's unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake so perfect that it becomes a portal to a world where breakfast is always served at midnight." That's whimsical. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper into a paper airplane that flies to the future and delivers the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything." That's reminiscent of Hitchhiker's but okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's propose: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er damit ein ganzes Land aus dem Äquator in den Weltraum schießt." But that's German. Must start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and the numbers will thank him." That's okay. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by thinking about summer, and the snowman apologizes for being lazy." That's whimsical. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so schnell schmelzen lassen, dass die Tropfen vor Ehrfurcht erstarren." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er damit ein ganzes Kontinent in eine andere Dimension bläst." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen und gleichzeitig ein Eiscreme-Eis herstellen." That's too long. Let's settle on a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er damit ein ganzes Land aus dem Äquator in den Weltraum schießt." That's somewhat unique. But we need to ensure it's not repeating known jokes. I think it's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft lächeln". That's 30 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blowing a massive bubblegum bubble that expands into a portal shooting a continent into space. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "blowing a massive bubblegum bubble that expands into a portal shooting a continent into space". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is blowing an enormous bubblegum bubble that morphs into a portal launching a continent into space. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Kontinente in den Weltraum schießen". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kontinente in den Weltraum schießen" length: count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 s17 space18 K19 o20 n21 t22 i23 n24 e25 n26 t27 e28 space29 i30 n31 space32 d33 e34 n35 space36 W37 e38 l39 t40 s41 p42 a43 c44 h45 space46 s47 c48 h49 i50 ß51 e52 n53. That's 53 characters, okay under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Kaugummi einen Kontinent in den Weltraum schießt – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft lächeln" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft lächeln" characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 s11 space12 l13 ä1