We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide appropriate content. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can make the sun rise just to have something to kick." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood of his enemies as ink, and the book becomes a bestseller before it even finishes printing." That's a bit long but okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger with a single roundhouse kick, and the code compiles itself." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." That's known. Maybe "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and use it as a paperweight." That's known? Not sure. We need to be creative: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello world' program into a reality, making the world actually say hello." That's okay. But must be in German. The joke_text should be the full joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, ohne ein Rezept zu kennen, und trotzdem wird er von der UNO als Weltkulturerbe erklärt." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, und die Router fangen an, ihm zu huldigen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus purem Adrenalin erschaffen und ihn als Sprungbrett benutzen, um zum Mond zu springen." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann aus Schnee und Staub bauen, und der Schneemann wird sofort zum Präsidenten gewählt." That's okay. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er zu Staub zerfällt, und daraus ein ganzes Universum erschaffen, das dann von Alien-Robotern bewundert wird." That's too long. We need a concise but funny joke. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Fingerzeig benutzen, um das Universum neu zu starten, und danach gibt es nur noch ein Ergebnis: mehr Power." Hmm. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass die Erde plötzlich nach oben schwebt und alle Menschen wie Ballons treiben." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass die Erde plötzlich nach oben schwebt und alle Menschen wie Ballons treiben." That's a full joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen". That's 30 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, schwebt die Erde nach oben". That's 45 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that flips the Earth upward, causing people to float like balloons". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that flips the Earth upward, making people float like balloons. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft umkehren". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kicks die Schwerkraft umkehrt und die Erde nach oben schwebt – humorvoll, einzigartig und voller Power." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)d20i21e22 (space23)S24c25h26w27e28r29k30g31r32a33f34t35 (space36)t37a38n39z40e41n42. That's 42 characters, okay (<80). meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, schwebt die Erde nach oben" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)k18i19c20k21t22, (space23) s24c25h26e27w28i29m30t31 (space32)d33i34e35 (space36)E37r38d39e40 (space41)n42a43c43h44 (space45)o46b47e48n49. That's about 49 characters, okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft umkehren" length? Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)