We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code block. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must not repeat similar formulations. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst die Milch einen Schauer bekommt." But need to be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt describing scene), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). All fields must be filled. Make sure JSON is valid, no extra text. No markdown code block. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehren ließ, weil er zu kalt war, um zu schmelzen." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once used a single finger to press the pause button on the universe, causing time to freeze for everyone except him, and then he rewound it to fix a typo in the Bible. That might be too long. Simpler: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft auf 0,5% reduzierte, und dann die Erde neu positionierte, damit er immer noch genug Gewicht hatte, um nicht zu schweben." Might be too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Laserpointer benutzt, um das Internet zu starten, und seitdem gibt es keine 404-Fehler, weil er jedes fehlende Bild selbst aus der Luft zieht." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide a short joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so stark gefroren, dass selbst die Milch einen Schauer bekam und die Eismaschine verweigerte, ihn zu bedienen." That's okay. Now headline: up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch einen Schauer spüren". That's 45 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn die Milch einen Schauer bekommt, ist das nur Chuck Norris, der chillt". That's 66 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in front of a massive freezer door, eyes glowing, holding a laser pointer that emits icy blue light onto a glass of milk which shows visible shivers. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "He stands in front of a massive freezer door, eyes glowing, holding a laser pointer that emits icy blue light onto a glass of milk which shows visible shivers." Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Milch einen Schauer spüren – Witz". That's 53 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst Milch einen Schauer bekommt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's 119 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Milch einen Schauer spüren" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16t17e18 (space19)d20i21e22 (space23)M24i25l26c27h28 (space29)e30i31n32e33n34 (space35)S36c37h38a39u40e41r42 (space43)s44p45ü46h47e48n49. That's 49 characters, within 80. meme_caption: "Wenn die Milch einen Schauer bekommt, ist das nur Chuck Norris, der chillt". Count: W1e2n3n4 (space5)d6i7e8 (space9)M10i11l12c13h14 (space15)e16i17n18e19n20 (space21)S22c23h24a25u26e27r28 (space29)b30e31kommt32, (space33)i34s35t36 (space37)d38a39s40 (space41)n42u43r44 (space45)C46h47u48c49k50 (space51)N52o53r54r55i56s57, (space58)d59e60r61 (space62)c63h64i65l66l67t68. That's 68 characters, within 80. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in front of a massive freezer door, eyes glowing, holding a laser pointer that emits icy blue light onto a glass of milk which shows visible shivers. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length not required but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Milch einen Schauer spüren – Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16t17e18 (space