We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the roundhouse kick never ends." Might be too long. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that instantly solves a Rubik's Cube in mid-air." That's unique. But must be a joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube faster than a computer can calculate the factorial of 100, while blindfolded and on a unicycle." That's okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that instantly sorts an entire database of 10 million records without using any SQL." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can sort an entire database of 10 million records with a single roundhouse kick, and the database will thank him with a standing ovation." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it's a single joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can sort an entire database of 10 million records with a single roundhouse kick, and the database will thank him with a standing ovation." That's fine. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Datenbank-Rettung per Roundhouse-Kick". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Daten sortiert". That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing data stream swirling around a massive database server". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing data stream swirling around a massive database server, with binary code particles flying. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the scene. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris sortiert Datenbank mit Roundhouse-Kick". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris sortiert Datenbank mit Roundhouse-Kick" length: Chuck(5) + space (1) =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, sortiert(8)=21, space=22, Datenbank(10)=32, space=33, mit(3)=36, space=37, Roundhouse-Kick(13)=50. So 50 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Roundhouse-Kick eine riesige Datenbank sortiert und ihr Dank ausstrahlt – hyperrealistisch und humorvoll." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Roundhouse-Kick eine riesige Datenbank sortiert und ihr Dank ausstrahlt – hyperrealistisch und humorvoll." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as specified. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Provide JSON object only. Make sure no extra text. Provide just JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann eine gesamte Datenbank mit 10 Millionen Einträgen mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick sortieren, und die Datenbank dankt ihm mit einem Standing Ovation." headline: "Datenbank-Rettung per Roundhouse-Kick" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris die Daten sortiert" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing data stream swirling around a massive database server, with binary code particles flying. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris sortiert Datenbank mit Roundhouse-Kick" meta_description: "Ein Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Roundhouse-Kick eine riesige Datenbank sortiert und ihr Dank ausstrahlt – hyperrealistisch und humorvoll." Check lengths: headline length: "Datenbank-Rettung per Roundhouse-Kick" = 34 characters (including hyphen). Under 80. meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris die Daten sortiert" = 33 characters. meta_title length: "Chuck Norris sortiert Datenbank mit Roundhouse-Kick" = 50 characters. meta_description length: Let's count: "Ein Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Roundhouse-Kick eine riesige Datenbank sortiert und ihr Dank ausstrahlt – hyperrealistisch und humorvoll." Count characters: We'll approximate: "Ein" (3) + space (1)=4 "Chuck" (5)=9 space=10 "Norris" (6)=16 space=17 "Witz," (5)=22 space=23 "bei" (3)=26 space=27 "dem" (3)=30 space=31 "ein" (3)=34 space=35 "einzige" (7)=42 space=43 "Roundhouse-Kick" (13)=56 space=57 "eine" (4