We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square" or "Chuck Norris can hear silence". Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a chess computer and won by moving the pieces with his stare. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it". Need to ensure uniqueness. We need to produce JSON with fields. Provide headline up to 80 chars. meme_caption up to 80 chars. image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with a specific scene from the joke. For example: "Chuck Norris single‑handedly lifts a mountain while holding a coffee mug". But must be in English. So we can write: "Chuck Norris single‑handedly lifts a mountain while holding a coffee mug". Then embed that into the prompt. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Quadrat verwandeln – und niemand hat je ein Quadrat gesehen, das nicht runde Ecken hat." But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. It does. Make it unique: maybe "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen zum Schweigen gebracht, indem er ihn anspricht und er verschwindet". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Schritt füllen – und dabei die Schwerkraft neu definieren." Might be okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Zeit rückwärts läuft, und danach den Kaugummi wieder ausspucken, bevor er ihn überhaupt gekaut hat." But maybe too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Stuhl mit einem einzigen Blick besetzen – und der Stuhl fängt sofort an, über die Zukunft zu philosophieren." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kasten mit einem einzigen Hauch von Luft füllen, sodass selbst die Luft vor Stolz tränen muss." We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Known jokes: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door", "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it". So we need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag zum Schweigen bringen, indem er ihn bittet, nicht zu leuchten." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag zum Schweigen bringen – und der Himmel dankt ihm mit einem stillen Applaus aus Sonnenstrahlen." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Regenbogen-Schweiger". That's short. meme_caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, blühen die Blumen im Takt seiner Atmung." That's within 80 chars? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, blühen die Blumen im Takt seiner Atmung." That's 61 characters (including spaces). Good. image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris silences a rainbow with a single eyelash flick". So we can write: "Chuck Norris silences a rainbow with a single eyelash flick". Then continue: "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris silences a rainbow with a single eyelash flick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen schweigen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen schweigen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Regenbogen(10)=29, space=30, schweigen(7)=37, space=38, –(1?) Actually dash and spaces: space dash space? We'll just keep within 60. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen schweigen". That's 31 characters. Good. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Wimpernschlag den Regenbogen zum Schweigen bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count roughly: let's count characters: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Wimpernschlag den Regenbogen zum Schweigen bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count: We'll approximate <160. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings. Make sure no extra characters outside JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag zum Schweigen