We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation with specifics. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Must be unique. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too long. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it's a toaster." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single blink." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make the moon rise just by looking at it." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by flexing his muscles." That's okay. But must be unique and not repeat typical jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a virus that only infects laziness." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it's a toaster by just staring at it." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his eyebrows." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his eyebrows while riding a unicycle made of cheese." That's long but okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann ein Sudoku-Rätsel mit nur seinen Augenbrauen lösen, während er auf einem Käsemotorrad fährt." That's German. Must be in German. The joke_text should be in German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann ..." Good. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann ein Sudoku-Rätsel mit nur seinen Augenbrauen lösen, während er auf einem Käsemotorrad durch die Wüste reitet." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku mit den Augenbrauen". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn die Augenbrauen mehr Power haben als der Rechner". That's okay. Image prompt: English description for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris solving a Sudoku puzzle with his eyebrows while riding a cheese motorcycle across a desert, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should include the scene: "solving a Sudoku puzzle with his eyebrows while riding a cheese motorcycle across a desert". So the prompt should contain that phrase. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris solving a Sudoku puzzle with his eyebrows while riding a cheese motorcycle across a desert. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's fine. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku mit Augenbrauen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku mit Augenbrauen" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, löst(4)=17, space=18, Sudoku(6)=24, space=25, mit(3)=28, space=29, Augenbrauen(11)=40. So 40 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Sudoku mit den Augenbrauen löst – perfekt für Memes und Action-Poster." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Sudoku mit den Augenbrauen löst – perfekt für Memes und Action-Poster." That's about 100 chars. Good. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce final JSON with fields exactly as specified: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object. Let's craft values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Sudoku-Rätsel mit nur seinen Augenbrauen lösen, während er auf einem Käsemotorrad durch die Wüste reitet." headline: "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku mit den Augenbrauen" meme_caption: "Wenn die Augenbrauen mehr Power haben als der Rechner" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris solving a Sudoku puzzle with his eyebrows while riding a cheese motorcycle across a desert. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku mit Augenbrauen" meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Sudoku mit den Augenbrauen löst – perfekt für Memes und Action-Poster." Check lengths: headline length? "Chuck