We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But must be unique. We need to ensure no repetition of existing jokes. We'll craft something original. Example: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst Eiswürfel zitterten." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Zeit um 5 Sekunden vorwärts springen lassen." But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But we need German. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann als Solarmodul für die ganze Stadt diente." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Handschlag einen Tornado in eine Salatgarnitur verwandeln." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein ganzes Ökosystem aus Kaugummi-Baumwolle." But we need to keep it concise. The JSON fields: - joke_text: full joke text (in German). Should start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. - meta_title: SEO title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO description max 160 characters. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Make sure each field is a string. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. We'll keep under. - meme_caption max 80 characters. - meta_title max 60 characters. - meta_description max 160 characters. We need to ensure they are within limits. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert aus Schokolade verwandeln." That's unique. headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schokoladenschwert" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schokoladenschwert" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Regenbogen(10)=33, space=34, in(2)=36, space=37, Schokoladenschwert(16)=53. So 53 characters, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schokolade." Count characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schokolade." Let's count: Wenn(4) + space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, lächelt,(7 inc comma?) Actually "lächelt," is 7 characters including comma? Let's just approximate total length: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schokolade." That's about 45 characters, under 80. image_prompt: Must be English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." We need to include specific scene: "Chuck Norris transforms a rainbow into a chocolate sword, holding the glowing sword aloft, with a vivid rainbow melting into chocolate." Must be in English. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing chocolate sword that was once a rainbow, vivid rainbow melting into chocolate, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schokoladenschwert". Count characters: Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Regenbogen(10)=33, space=34, in(2)=36, space=37, Schokoladenschwert(16)=53. So 53 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenbogen in ein köstliches Schokoladenschwert verwandelt wird – humorvoll, episch und völlig unverwechselbar." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenbogen in ein köstliches Schokoladenschwert verwandelt wird – humorvoll, episch und völlig unverwechselbar." That's maybe around 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no extra fields, no markdown. We must ensure no duplicate jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert aus Schokolade verwandeln.", "headline": "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schokoladenschwert", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schokolade.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing chocolate sword that was once a rainbow, vivid rainbow melting into chocolate, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schokoladenschwert", "meta_description": "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenbogen in ein köstliches Sch