We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" maybe. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er auch nur einen Hauch von Wasser berührt." That's typical. But must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, etc. Must be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with a specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. Must not include text or captions. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts a mountain while holding a cup of coffee". Or "Chuck Norris is seen riding a tornado across the desert". Must be specific. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. We must output JSON only, no markdown code fences. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne die Tür zu berühren – er öffnet ihn einfach mit einem Blick." That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's think of something more unique: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado zum Tanzen gebracht, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Rundkick in den Waltz versetzte." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Tornado-Kick". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Sturm zum Tanzen bringt". <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe the specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick that makes a tornado dance. So we can describe: "Chuck Norris performing a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a swirling tornado which is dancing, with his muscular build, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, black sleeveless vest, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background". Must be in English. Must include placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include the scene. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that summons a swirling, dancing tornado, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Tornado tanzen – Witz". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Tornado tanzen – Witz" length? Let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12s13 (space14)l15ä16s17t18 (space19)T20o21r22n23a24d25o26 (space27)t28a29n30z31e32n33 (space34)–35 (space36)W37i38t39z40. That's 40 characters, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen tanzenden Tornado erzeugt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be fine. Now ensure no markdown code fences. Just plain JSON. Check uniqueness: Must avoid similar to existing jokes. The tornado dancing is not typical. Good. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need to escape double quotes inside. Our strings contain double quotes? Not needed. They contain apostrophes? Not needed. They contain commas? That's fine. But we must not include extra double quotes inside strings. The headline and meme_caption may contain commas but that's okay. They may contain apostrophes? Not needed. Ensure no unescaped double quotes inside strings. The image_prompt contains double quotes? It contains double quotes? It contains "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but that's part of string, but we need to escape them? Actually JSON strings are enclosed in double quotes, so any double quotes inside must be escaped with backslash. The image_prompt includes double quotes? It starts with A hyper-realistic portrait... It does not contain double quotes inside, only plain text. So fine. But the image_prompt includes a period at end, that's fine. Now ensure headline max 80 chars. Let's count: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Tornado-Kick". Count characters: D1e2r3 (space4)u5l6t7i8m9a10t11i12v13e14 (space15)C16h17u18c19k20 (space21)N22o23r24r25i26s27s28 (space29)T30o31r32n33a34d35o36-37K38i39c40k41. That's 41 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Sturm zum Tanzen bringt". Count: W1