We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is a full joke. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. Must be unique. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can hide a secret agent, or about his coffee being so strong it can power a city, or about his watch being so precise that it can predict the future. Let's craft something original. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's a known one, maybe not unique. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's known? Not exactly. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being a national park, or his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with a single bite, and the pizza delivered itself to his door before he even placed the order." That's a bit. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a stone but also rewrites the laws of physics in the textbook." That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now fears every date he marks." That's unique. But we need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration, invincibility, mythic feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single stare, and the broken heart then apologizes for being so fragile." That's more emotional. But we need to keep it funny and typical. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer responded with a roundhouse kick that made the number zero disappear forever." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the snowflake apologizes for being too cold." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the snowflake apologizes for being too cold." That's a bit. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the sun; the sun now hides behind his sunglasses out of fear." That's good. Let's decide on a specific scenario: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone. Or he can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so strong that it powers the entire United States for a week, and the coffee then writes a thank-you note to the power grid." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a single roundhouse kick into a full-blown hurricane that only blows away bad jokes." That's typical. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a stone but also rewrites the stone's autobiography, making it a bestseller." That's unique. Ok, let's pick a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new language that only he can speak, and the language becomes the official language of the universe. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it creates a new language in the universe, and the language instantly becomes the official tongue of every alien civilization." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. I think it's okay. Now we need headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Sprache mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, übersetzt sich die Welt in Klingonisch". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: "He delivers a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing, swirling script of alien symbols in the air." Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that in the image_prompt field. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Sprache – epischer Witz". That's about 45 chars. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt eine neue Universumssprache erschafft – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Sprache mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)n23e24u25e26 (space27)S28p29r30a31c32h33e34 (space35)m36i37t38 (space39)e40i41n42e43n44 (space45)e46i47n48i49g50l51i52g53e54n55 (space56)T57r58i59t60t61. That's 61 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters