We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear the silence". Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight and won, causing it to have 13 months. Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it". Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, causing global warming to pause for a day." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris..." The joke_text should be a full joke sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube then apologizes for being so confusing." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of abilities, impossible feats. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster by simply thinking about it, and the horse then writes a thank-you note." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it, causing winter to skip a year." That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by winking, and the computer then sends him a thank-you email." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common. Let's avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it, causing rush hour to become a nap time." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by tapping it, and the missing month becomes a public holiday in his honor." That's unique. Let's produce final JSON: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by tapping it, and the missing month becomes a public holiday in his honor." headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Kalender-Springt vor Chuck Norris". That's German, within 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Monat weglässt, feiert die Welt." That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "tapping a calendar". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, tapping a calendar with a finger, causing it to skip a month, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen – Witz". That's about 44 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kalender, der einen Monat überspringt – humorvoll und einzigartig." That's within 160. Check lengths: headline: "Kalender-Springt vor Chuck Norris" length? Count characters: K(1)a2l3e4n5d6e7r8-(9)S10p11r12i13n14g15t16 space? Actually there is hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Kalender-Springt vor Chuck Norris". Characters: K1 a2 l3 e4 n5 d6 e7 r8 -9 S10 p11 r12 i13 n14 g15 t16 space17 v18 o19 r20 space21 C22 h23 u24 c25 k26 space27 N28 o29 r30 r31 i32 s33. That's 33 characters, well under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Monat weglässt, feiert die Welt." Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually need to count precisely. Let's approximate length: It's likely under 80. Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Monat weglässt, feiert die Welt." Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 d19 e20 n21 space22 M23 o24 n25 a26 t27 h28 space29 w30 e31 g32 l33 ä34 s35 s36 t37 ,38 space39 f40 e41 i42 e43 r44 t45 space46 d47 i48 e49 space50 W51 e52 l53 t54 .55 So 55 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft a concise but descriptive prompt. "hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, tapping a calendar causing it to skip a month, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions" That's okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen – Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 s17 space18 K19 a20 l21