We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyes closed." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be the full joke text. Could be something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara without any water." That's a bit weird but okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often about impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself and still be the winner." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself and still be the winner." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." That's maybe too modern. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by flexing his biceps." That's a twist. But we need to keep it classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Let's make something else: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud while riding it backwards." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud while riding it backwards, and the cloud applauds." That's too long. We need to keep it as a single sentence joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud while riding it backwards, and the cloud bows." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud while riding it backwards, and the cloud applauds." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's pick a simpler unique one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert just by breathing." That's unique. But maybe too similar to "Chuck Norris can make it snow in the Sahara." That's known. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself in the air and land perfectly on a plate." That's unique. But maybe too mundane. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." That's unique. But maybe too tech. Let's craft a classic: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyes closed." That's known but maybe okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can make a statue move by staring at it." That's similar to "Chuck Norris can make statues move." Might be known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future." That's a joke. But is it funny? It's okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future, and the future asks for autographs." That adds humor. But maybe too long. Let's craft a concise unique joke: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future, and the future asks for his autograph." That's okay. But we need to keep it as a single sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future, and the future asks for his autograph." That's fine. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Spiegel die Zukunft reflektieren lassen, und die Zukunft bittet um sein Autogramm." But must be in German? The instruction says write on German. The joke_text should be in German. So we need to translate the joke into German, but still start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einen Spiegel die Zukunft reflektieren lassen, und die Zukunft bittet um sein Autogramm." That's okay. Now headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Zukunft lächeln". That's 30 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn die Zukunft dein Autogramm will". That's 33 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene. Must include specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stares at a mirror that shows a glowing future timeline, while the future figure holds a pen and asks for an autograph." But we need to describe in English. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He stands before an ornate antique mirror that glows with a futuristic holographic timeline, while a translucent future figure reaches out to request an autograph. Dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Zukunft lächeln". That's 30 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Spiegel die Zukunft reflektieren lassen – ein epischer Witz über Zeitreisen und Autogramme." That's about 100 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. We must output exactly JSON with those fields. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zukunft lächeln" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h