We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid disallowed content. Provide English prompt for image generation. Provide SEO title max 60 chars, description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue". Let's think. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, and a twist. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while playing the violin." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's okay. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus afraid of him." That's okay. But must be funny and classic. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it." That's plausible. But need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a rock band." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by breathing on it." That is unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by breathing on it." Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe with a punchline. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by breathing on it, and the snowflake thanks him with a standing ovation." Something like that. But must be a single joke text, maybe a short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen". That's within 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst Schnee Angst hat, dich zu berühren". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "breathing on a snowflake that is floating upward". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is breathing on a snowflake that is floating upward, the snowflake glowing with a faint aura. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocken(12)=31, space=32, nach(4)=36, space=37, oben(4)=41, space=42, fallen(6)=48, space=49, –(1?) Actually dash and space maybe 2 chars, but let's keep under 60. Let's maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen". That's 48 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen" length: characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 e24 f25 l26 o27 k28 e29 n30 space31 n32 a33 c34 h35 space36 o37 b38 e39 n40 space41 f42 a43 l44 l45 e46 n46? Actually let's recount properly: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Schneeflocken"12 =>30, space=31, "nach"4 =>35, space=36, "oben"4 =>40, space=41, "fallen"6 =>47. So 47 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Wunder, dass Schneeflocken nach oben fallen, wenn er einfach nur atmet." Let's count length: maybe around 130. Should be under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. We must avoid markdown code blocks. Just output JSON. Make sure no trailing commas. Now craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke nach oben zum Schweben bringen, indem er einfach nur darauf atmet – und die Schneeflocke dankt ihm mit einer Verbeugung.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst Schnee Angst hat, dich zu berühren", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is breathing on a snowflake that is floating upward, the snowflake glowing with a faint aura. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris lässt Schne