We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his coffee, his ability to make the sun rise on command, etc. Must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the internet. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone. Something like that. We need to produce JSON with fields. Ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, image_prompt English description for image generation, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann so präzise roundhouse kicken, dass er damit einen neuen Kontinent aus dem Meer hebt – und danach noch Zeit hat, seinen Kaffee zu trinken, ohne ihn zu rühren." But must start with "Chuck Norris". That's fine. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something about his beard controlling gravity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Bartwuchs in die Antarktis, und sofort schmolz das Eis, weil sein Bart zu heiß war, um es zu überstehen." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, ohne ein Rezept zu benutzen – das Ergebnis war ein universelles Gesetz, das die Schwerkraft neu definiert." But need to be more typical Chuck Norris: He can kill two birds with one stone, but also can make a stone into a bird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Stein in die Luft geworfen, und daraus wurde ein neuer Mond – und er hat ihn dann noch mit einem einzigen Blick zum Leuchten gebracht." But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Regenbogen in ein Feuerwerk verwandeln, das dann jedes Mal ein neues Universum erzeugt, wenn er lächelt." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschauer in einen Tanz umgewandelt – und die Tropfen applaudierten, bevor sie den Boden berührten." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der gleichzeitig einen Regenbogen, ein Feuerwerk und ein neues Universum erzeugt – und danach noch einen Kaffee trinken, ohne ihn zu rühren." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaffee". That's 23 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, entsteht ein neues Universum". That's 49 chars. image_prompt: English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a rainbow, fireworks, and a new universe, with vibrant colors swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So we should include the scene description in English. So we can write: "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a rainbow, fireworks, and a new universe, with vibrant colors swirling around him." That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a rainbow, fireworks, and a new universe, with vibrant colors swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Universum – Witz". That's 38 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der Regenbogen, Feuerwerk und ein neues Universum erzeugt – perfekt für Memes." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaffee" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 R14 o15 u16 n17 d18 h19 a20 u21 s22 e23 -24 K25 a26 f27 f28 e29 i30. That's 30 characters approx, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, entsteht ein neues Universum" length? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 h7 space8 N9 o10 r11 r12 i13 s14 space15 l16 ä17 c18 h19 e20 l21 t22 ,23 space24 e25 x26 i27 s28 t29 e30 space31 e32 i33 n34 space35 n36 e37 u38 e39 s40 s41 t42 e43 n44 space45 U46 n47 i48 v49 e50 r51 s52 e53 n54 . That's about 54 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Universum – Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5