We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language but likely German as whole output is German. Must avoid markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, humorous, typical. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising. No repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's typical but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. Or: "Chuck Norris once ordered a coffee at a diner, and the coffee gave him a tip." That's humorous. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of invincibility, superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past, and he walks through it to finish his homework." That's maybe too long. Need concise joke_text: maybe a short sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a world tour by simply revving his engine." That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded... while skydiving." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the thoughts of a computer virus and delete it with a single glare." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by just winking." That's unique. Ok, let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by just winking." That's a fun exaggeration. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN zum Mond fliegen". That's German, maybe 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn er nur blinzelt, gibt's Internet im Weltraum". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winking while a glowing Wi‑Fi signal stretches toward the moon, astronaut helmet floating nearby. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from joke: "winking while a glowing Wi‑Fi signal stretches toward the moon". That fits. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN zum Mond". That's 27 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick das WLAN bis zum Mond sendet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick das WLAN bis zum Mond sendet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Make sure no extra fields. Provide exactly those keys. Now verify lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN zum Mond" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)W19L20A21N22 (space23)z24u25m26 (space27)M28o29n30d31. That's 31 characters, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn er nur blinzelt, gibt's Internet im Weltraum" length? Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)e5r6 (space7)l8i9n10z11e12l13t14s15, (space16)g17i18b19'20s21 (space22)I23n24t25e26r27n28e29t30 (space31)i32m33 (space34)W35e36l37t38s39p40a41r42a43. That's 43 characters, okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN zum Mond" same as headline, 31 chars, under 60. meta_description: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick das WLAN bis zum Mond sendet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick das WLAN bis zum Mond sendet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 (space9) d10 e11 n12 (space13) u14 l15 t16 i17 m18 a19 t20 i21 v22 e23 n24 (space25) C26 h27 u28 c29 k30 (space31) N32 o33 r34 r35 i36 s37 (space38) W