We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language overall, but image_prompt should be English. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars, image_prompt English describing scene, meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Let's think of a unique joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his watch being stopped at 12:00 because time fears him. Need to be unique. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis ohne Anfang und Ende zeichnen, indem er einfach die Erde neu definiert." That's not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab nach und wurde zu einem Kaugummi-Monster, das ihn jetzt bewundert." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der das Schachbrett in ein Portal zu einer anderen Dimension verwandelte – und gewann trotzdem." Might be okay. But need to be classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehren ließ, weil er zu kalt war." Hmm. We need something unique and typical: maybe about his beard being a separate creature that does chores. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so stark gebaut, dass er die Temperatur im gesamten Universum um drei Grad senken konnte – und dann lachte er, weil selbst die Sonne zittern musste." That's a bit long. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank gebaut, der die Temperatur im gesamten Universum um drei Grad senken konnte – und dann lachte er, weil selbst die Sonne zittern musste." Check uniqueness: Not typical. Should be okay. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Kühlschrank-Chuck-Norris-Witz". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der ultimative Kühlschrank-Chuck-Norris-Witz" length? That's 38 characters approx. Good. Meme caption: <=80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Kühlschrank die Sonne zum Zittern bringt". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the scene: maybe "standing next to a massive, glowing refrigerator that emits icy vapor, holding a broken thermometer". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris stands next to a massive, glowing refrigerator emitting icy vapor, holding a broken thermometer, with the universe's temperature meter dropping". But must be within prompt format. Let's produce: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing next to a massive glowing refrigerator emitting icy vapor, holding a broken thermometer as the universe's temperature meter drops, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title <=60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Witz: Der kälteste Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Witz: Der kälteste Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kühlschrank-Witz:(13?) Actually "Kühlschrank-Witz:" is 14 inc colon? Let's just approximate: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Witz: Der kälteste Witz" is about 44 characters, okay. Meta_description <=160 chars. Something like "Ein einmaliger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der das Universum abkühlt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein einmaliger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der das Universum abkühlt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank gebaut, der die Temperatur im gesamten Universum um drei Grad senken konnte – und dann lachte er, weil selbst die Sonne zittern musste." Check length? Not constrained. Now headline <=80 chars: "Der ultimative Kühlschrank-Chuck-Norris-Witz". That's fine. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn der Kühlschrank die Sonne zum Zittern bringt". That's fine. Image_prompt: as above. Meta_title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Witz: Der kälteste Witz". Count characters: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Witz: Der kälteste Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 K14 ü15 l16 l17 e18 n19 s20 c21 h22 r23 a24 n25 k26 -27 W28 i29 t30 z31 :32 space33 D34 e35 r36 space37 k38 ä39 l40 t41 e42 s43 t44 e45 space46 W47 i48 t49 z50. That's 50 characters, okay. Meta_description <=160 chars: "Ein einmaliger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der das Universum abkühlt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now ensure no extra fields. Provide JSON only