We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt is English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." etc. But we need to create a new unique joke. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. Provide meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Something like that. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris ..." and be a full joke. Example: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to another dimension where he is the ruler." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple tap on his keyboard into a tsunami that washes away all the Wi‑Fi signals." Hmm. We need something that sounds like a classic over-the-top claim. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can bench press the entire Earth and still have time to brew a perfect cup of coffee." That's okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and then uses the energy to power his vintage 1970s TV." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a full joke. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes the entire continent." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single blink of his eye cause the sun to rise on the opposite side of the planet." That's unique. But maybe too similar to "Chuck Norris can make the sun rise twice." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a paper airplane fly so fast that it becomes a black hole and swallows all the world's homework." That's unique. But maybe too weird. Let's settle on: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline so powerful that it rewrites the laws of physics and forces gravity to take a coffee break." That's unique. But we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a simple tap on his watch cause time to freeze for everyone except him, allowing him to finish the entire Netflix catalog in a single night." That's unique. But maybe too long. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, can be multiple sentences. Ok, let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick that not only splits the atom but also splits the internet into two separate dimensions, one where cats rule and the other where dogs are the CEOs." That's unique, starts with Chuck Norris, includes a scenario. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris teilt das Internet in Katzen- und Hundereich". That's 48 characters maybe. Meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Internet-Kabeln einen Tritt verpasst". That's 56 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to produce a prompt that includes that placeholder? Probably we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the internet into two glowing portals, one shaped like a cat, the other shaped like a dog, with swirling data streams. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's the image_prompt. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet in Katzen- und Hundereich zerfallen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet in Katzen- und Hundereich zerfallen" length? Let's count roughly: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, das(3)=22, space=23, Internet(8)=31, space=32, in(2)=34, space=35, Katzen-(7 inc hyphen?) Actually "Katzen-" is 7 inc hyphen? Let's count characters precisely later. But we need max 60. Let's aim for ~55 characters. Maybe "Chuck Norris spaltet das Internet in Katzen- und Hundereich". That's shorter. Count: Chuck(5) space1=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 spaltet(7)=20 space=21 das(3)=24 space=25 Internet(8)=33 space=34 in(2)=36 space=37 Katzen-(7 inc hyphen?) Actually "Katzen-" is 7 characters including hyphen? K a t z e n - =7. So 37+7=44 space=45 Hundereich(10)=55. So total 55 characters, okay. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt das Internet in zwei Welten zerlegt – perfekt für