We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." plus [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to produce a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a unique joke: maybe about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or his beard causing gravity anomalies, or his beard being used as a rope to pull a car, etc. Must be unique. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing his beard against a stone, and the fire will only burn in reverse, making ice cubes melt into water." That's not typical. Let's think of classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use his beard as a Wi‑Fi hotspot, but the signal was so strong it caused all smartphones in a 10‑kilometer radius to automatically install a new OS named 'NorrisOS'." That's a bit modern but okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: He can do impossible things, like "When Chuck Norris sneezes, the universe expands a little." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris once used his beard to tie a knot in the fabric of time, causing yesterday to repeat itself until everyone finally learned to appreciate silence." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching Chuck Norris how to purr in binary." That's maybe not typical. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest; after winning, he used the mountain's ashes as a new set of dumbbells." That's maybe too similar to existing jokes about mountains. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use his beard as a parachute, but the wind was so respectful it lifted him to the moon, where he planted a flag that reads 'Made in Norway'." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna, but the signal was so powerful that every device in the world automatically installed a screensaver of his beard spinning like a galaxy." That's unique. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris uses his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna while standing on a mountaintop, with a glowing signal radiating outward." So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris uses his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna, glowing signal waves emanating, standing on a mountaintop under a starry night sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to keep within 80 characters for headline and meme_caption. Provide meta_title up to 60 chars, meta_description up to 160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to use his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna, but the signal was so powerful that every device in the world automatically installed a screensaver of his beard spinning like a galaxy." headline: "Chuck Norris' Beard Becomes a Cosmic Wi‑Fi Hotspot" meme_caption: "When his beard spreads the signal, the galaxy updates itself." image_prompt: as described. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Beard Wi‑Fi Meme - Funny Classic Joke" meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über sein magisches Bart, das als Wi‑Fi-Antenne dient und die Welt in ein kosmisches Signal verwandelt." Check lengths: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Beard Becomes a Cosmic Wi‑Fi Hotspot" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12'13 (space14)B15e16a17r18d19 (space20)B21e22c23o24m25e26s27 (space28)a29 (space30)C31o32s33m34i35c36 (space37)W38i39‑40F41i42 (space43)H44o45t46e47l48o49p50. That's 50 characters approx, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "When his beard spreads the signal, the galaxy updates itself." Count: When(4) space5 his6 space7 beard8 space9 spreads10 space11 the12 space13 signal,14 space15 the16 space17 galaxy18 space19 updates20 space21 itself22. That's 22 characters, okay. Now meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Beard Wi‑Fi Meme - Funny Classic Joke" Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 Beard(18) space19 Wi‑Fi(24) space25 Meme(29) space30 - (31) space32 Funny(37) space38 Classic(45) space46 Joke(50). That's 50 characters, okay. meta_description max 160 characters: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über sein magisches Bart, das als Wi‑Fi-Antenne dient und die Welt in ein kosmisches Signal verwandelt." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: Ein(3) space4 humorvoller(13) space14 Chuck(19)