We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, starting with "Chuck Norris" or mentioning him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. No repeats. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to include "image_prompt" in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke inside the prompt. Provide a prompt that includes that placeholder replaced with the scene description. We need to ensure the image_prompt is English and follows that format. We need to produce a unique joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That might be too long. We need a short joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren – er öffnet ihn einfach mit einem Blick." That's German, but must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not a cliche. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new programming language." That could be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Programmier­tag in der Zeitzone 'Norris Time' erzeugt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise for joke_text. It can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Tag in der Zeitzone 'Norris Time' erzeugt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Probably okay. Now we need to produce headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Kick". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht eine neue Zeitzone". That's within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with the specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris führt einen Roundhouse-Kick aus, der eine neue Zeitzone erzeugt". So we embed that. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the scene. Meta title (max 60 chars): maybe "Chuck Norris erzeugt neue Zeitzone – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description (max 160 chars): maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Kick eine neue Zeitzone erschafft. Einzigartig und humorvoll." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Kick eine neue Zeitzone erschafft. Einzigartig und humorvoll." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Kick" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Kick" = 53 characters (including spaces). Good. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht eine neue Zeitzone" length? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht eine neue Zeitzone" = 48 characters. Good. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris erzeugt neue Zeitzone – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris erzeugt neue Zeitzone – Witz" = 41 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure it's <=160. Let's count precisely: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Kick eine neue Zeitzone erschafft. Einzigartig und humorvoll." Let's count characters including spaces. I'll approximate: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Kick eine neue Zeitzone erschafft. Einzigartig und humorvoll." Count: E(1)i2n3 (space4)k5u6n7z8e9r10,11 (space12)k13l14a15s16s17i18s19c20h21e22r23 (space24)C25h26u27c28k29 (space30)N31o32r33r34i35s36 (space37)W38i39t40z41 (space42)a43u44f