We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. We need to ensure each field within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überfordern." Something like that. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt 'Norrisland' heißt." That's classic. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er 'Norrisland' nennt." Now need JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Ein neuer Kontinent entsteht aus einem Kaugummi – Norris style". That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is standing on a floating continent made of pink bubblegum, holding a massive pink bubble that expands into a new landmass, with a dramatic sunset background. Photorealistic action movie poster, cinematic lighting, American flag subtly visible." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should include something like "standing on a floating continent made of pink bubblegum, holding a massive pink bubble that expands into a new landmass". That is the specific scene. So we can embed that directly, not as placeholder. The instruction says include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] but likely they want us to put the scene description there. So we can write: "... muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on a floating continent made of pink bubblegum, holding a massive pink bubble that expands into a new landmass. Photorealistic..." That satisfies. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz & Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz & Meme". That's 48 maybe. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent erschafft. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent erschafft. Lache jetzt!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". Count characters: Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)e23i24n25e26n27 (space28)n29e30u31e32n33 (space34)K35o36n37t38i39n40e41n42t43 (space44)b45e46i47l48 (space49)K50a51u52g53u54m55m56i57-58K59a60u61e62n63. That's 63 characters, okay under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Ein Kaugummi wird zum Kontinent – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" Count: E1i2n3 (space4)K5a6u7g8u9m10m11i12 (space13)w14i15r16d17 (space18)z19u20m21 (space22)K23o24n25t25? Wait need recount. Let's just keep under 80. Maybe: "Kaugummi-Kontinent: Nur Chuck Norris macht daraus Realität". Count: K1a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-9K10o11n12t13i14n15e16n17t18:19 (space20)N21u22r23 (space24)C25h26u27c28k29 (space30)N31o32r33r34i35s36 (space37)m38a39c40h41t42 (space43)e44i45n46 (space47)R48e49a50l51i52t53ä54t55. That's about 55 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Lacher". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15