We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". But need unique. Let's think of a fresh concept: Chuck Norris can program the internet with a single keystroke, or he can make a horse go faster by staring at it. Or he can make a snowstorm disappear by sneezing. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, but he only uses it to open a stubborn jar." That's unique. But must be classic style: "Chuck Norris can..." Something about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking, and the snowflakes become his personal snow globes." That might be okay. But need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster by simply giving it a motivational speech in Morse code." Hmm. Maybe something about his beard being so strong it can hold up a house. Or his beard can be used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, but he only uses it to open a stubborn jar of pickles." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, but he only uses it to open a stubborn jar of pickles." That's funny. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Pickle-Jar-Kraftakt". That's within 80 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, something like "Wenn selbst die Glühbirne Angst hat, sich zu drehen". Something like that. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "holding a jar of pickles with a massive black hole swirling around his roundhouse kick". Must include that. Also include "photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris öffnet Glas mit Black-Hole-Kraft". That's about 45 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Black-Hole-Kick ein Glas öffnet – epischer Action-Humor!" That's about 130 characters. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide JSON object with those keys. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris can..." but we need German text. The rule says "Der Witz soll auf Deutsch geschrieben sein". So the joke_text must be German. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So we can start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. So the joke_text should be German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris kann...". So we need to translate the joke into German but keep the structure. Let's craft German joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Black Hole erzeugen, aber er benutzt ihn nur, um eine hartnäckige Glaskonserve zu öffnen." That's German, starts with "Chuck Norris kann". Good. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris öffnet Glas mit Black-Hole-Kraft". That's fine. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn selbst die Glühbirne Angst hat, sich zu drehen". That's okay. Image prompt: English, describing the scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole to pop open a jar of pickles. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the specific scene. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris öffnet Glas mit Black-Hole-Kick". That's 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Legendärer Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Black-Hole-Rundtritt löst das unmögliche – das Glas öffnet sich von selbst!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Legendärer Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Black-Hole-Rundtritt löst das unmögliche – das Glas öffnet sich von selbst!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check uniqueness: This joke about opening a jar with a black hole created by a roundhouse kick is likely not existing. Should be okay. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Black Hole erzeugen, aber er benutzt ihn nur, um eine hartnäckige Glaskonserve zu öffnen.", "headline": "Chuck Norris öffnet Glas mit Black-Hole-Kraft", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst die Glühbirne Angst hat, sich zu drehen", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole to pop open a jar of pickles. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck