We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Provide fields as described. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator, but it gave up and started writing poetry." But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat taught him about gravity." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That could be unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear, and the bear hid behind the North Pole." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snow globe, and the snow turned into a blizzard." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snowflake as a business card, and the snowflake filed a tax return." That's weird but maybe. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a zero-gravity café, and the barista handed him a black hole." That might be too sci-fi. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror, and the mirror asked for his autograph." That's typical. But we need something unique not seen often. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, and the cactus started doing the moonwalk." That's okay. But we need to embed it in a joke text that is a full sentence or short paragraph. The JSON fields: - joke_text: The complete joke text. Should be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Should be funny. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So the image_prompt should be a string that includes that description plus the scene. Must be English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within length constraints. We must not use markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft: Joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, and the cactus started doing the moonwalk so well that even the desert asked for a sequel." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. But is that unique? Possibly okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snowflake as a business card, and the snowflake filed a tax return so accurately that the IRS sent him a thank‑you note." That's unique. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a zero‑gravity café, and the barista handed him a black hole that demanded a tip." That's also unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked him for directions." That's typical but maybe not unique enough. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear, and the bear hid behind the North Pole, making the whole world a hiding spot." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. I think a good unique joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snowflake as a business card, and the snowflake filed a tax return so perfectly that the IRS sent him a congratulatory letter." That's unique. Let's go with that. Now we need to create headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris und die steuerliche Schneeflocke". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): maybe "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Steuererklärungen machen". That's within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of Chuck Norris (tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest) and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] which is the scene: "Chuck Norris uses a snowflake as a business card and the snowflake files a tax return". So we need to embed that scene. The prompt should end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a delicate snowflake that is typing on a tiny keyboard, a tax form floating beside it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Steuer-Snowflake Witz". That's 27 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem eine Schneeflocke Steuererklärungen macht – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem eine Schneeflocke Steuererklärungen macht – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure all fields are within length constraints. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris und die steuerliche Schneef