We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object. Ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." That's a typical style. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a new one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Handschuh braucht, um nicht zu gefrieren." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's similar to known jokes. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus ein ganzes Netzwerk von Straßen gebaut hat, das er dann benutzt, um die Welt zu umrunden." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er damit die Grenzen von Raum und Zeit zeichnen kann." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The image_prompt must contain a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a specific scene that can be visualized. For example, "Chuck Norris is standing on the edge of a volcano, holding a pencil that draws a line of fire across the sky." Something like that. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er damit die Grenzen von Raum und Zeit zeichnen kann, und dann benutzt er das Ergebnis, um ein neues Universum zu erschaffen, in dem er der König ist." That's a bit long. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er damit die Grenzen von Raum und Zeit zeichnen kann, und dann benutzt er das Ergebnis, um ein neues Universum zu erschaffen, in dem er der König ist." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris zeichnet neue Universen mit einem scharfen Bleistift". That's within 80 characters. Meme caption (max 80 chars). Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Stift schärft, wird das Universum neu definiert". That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris draws a glowing line across a starry sky with a pencil, creating a portal". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a floating platform of light, holding a glowing pencil that draws a luminous line across a starry sky, creating a portal. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the scene. Meta title (max 60 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris: Der schärfste Bleistift der Welt". That's 38 chars maybe. Meta description (max 160 chars). Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein scharfer Bleistift neue Universen erschafft – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Our joke is about drawing boundaries with a pencil, creating a new universe. That seems unique. Make sure no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. It's fine. Now produce JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris zeichnet neue Universen mit einem scharfen Bleistift". Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)z15e16i17c18h19n20t21 (space22)n23e24u25e26 (space27)U28n29i30v31e32r33s34e35n36 (space37)m38i39t40 (space41)e42i43n44e45m46 (space47)s48c49h50a51r52p53e54n55 (space56)B57l58e59i60s61t62e63s64t65. That's 65 characters approx, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Stift schärft, wird das Universum neu definiert". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)e19i20n21e22n23 (space24)S25t26i27f28t29 (space30)s31c32h33ä34r35f36t37, (space38)w39i40r41d42 (space43)d44a45s46 (space47)U48n49i50v51e52r53s54e55 (space56)d57e58f59i60n61i62e63t64. That's about 64 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris: Der schärfste Bleistift der Welt". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o