We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyes closed." Hmm. We need to be creative and surprising. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert by blinking." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while juggling chainsaws." That's too long. We need a short joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards faster than a cheetah." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it." That's interesting. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus become a saint just by whispering to it." That's maybe too abstract. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt in the Sahara just by walking past it." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt in the Sahara just by walking past it." That's a joke. It's unique. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Wüstenmeer schmelzen". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn selbst Schnee im Wüstenmeer keine Chance hat". That's okay. Image prompt: English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to describe the scene: "Chuck Norris walks through a scorching desert, causing a snowman to melt instantly as he passes." So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, walking through a scorching desert causing a snowman to melt instantly as he passes, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to keep it within the description but it's okay. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Wüstenmeer schmelzen". That's maybe 45 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er lässt einen Schneemann im Wüstenmeer schmelzen – unmögliches Wunder in einem Bild." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Wüstenmeer schmelzen". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17t18 (space19)S20c21h22n23e24e25m26a27n28n29 (space30)i31m32 (space33)W34ü35s36t37e38n39m40e41e42r43 (space44)s45c46h47m48e49l50z51e52n53. That's 53 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst Schnee im Wüstenmeer keine Chance hat". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)s5e6l7b8 (space9)S10c11h12n13e14e15 (space16)i17m18 (space19)W20ü21s22t23e24n25m26e27e28r29 (space30)n31e32i33c34h35e36 (space37)C38a39n40c41h42e43 (space44)h45a46t47t48. That's 48 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Wüstenmeer schmelzen" is 53, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er lässt einen Schneemann im Wüstenmeer schmelzen – unmögliches Wunder in einem Bild." Count characters: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: " = 30? Actually count: E1i2n3 (space4)k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 (space15)C16h17u