We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code block. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the internet never crashes." But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known variant. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered because it realized it couldn't compute his moves. Or something about his beard being a separate entity. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's similar to some jokes but maybe okay. But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world's most efficient gym." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon using only his stare." That's somewhat unique. But we need to keep it classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel in Klingon." That's maybe too long. But we need a short joke text. It can be a single sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch off for everyone except him." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once entered a karaoke contest and his rendition of "Never Gonna Give You Up" caused the audience to spontaneously break into a synchronized dance that solved world hunger. That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline cause a laughing epidemic that cures all diseases." That's maybe okay. But we need to keep it concise and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, which he promptly names 'Norrisland'." That's classic. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a meteor so hard that it becomes his personal satellite, providing free Wi‑Fi to the entire galaxy." That's unique. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a meteor so hard that it becomes his personal satellite, providing free Wi‑Fi to the entire galaxy." That's a single sentence, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris' Meteor Kick Powers Galactic Wi‑Fi". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like: "When your kick upgrades the universe's internet". Under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He is kicking a glowing meteor that transforms into a satellite orbiting Earth, with stars and a galaxy background." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to a glowing meteor that transforms into a satellite orbiting Earth, with stars and a galaxy background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris' Meteor Kick Creates Galactic Wi‑Fi". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Meteor Kick Creates Galactic Wi‑Fi". That's 44 characters maybe. Good. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Erfahre, wie Chuck Norris mit einem einzigen Tritt einen Meteor zu einem Satelliten macht, der kostenlosen WLAN-Internet für die ganze Galaxie bereitstellt." Count characters: Let's approximate: It's about 130 characters. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Meteor Kick Powers Galactic Wi‑Fi". Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13'(14) (space15)M16e17t18e19o20r21 (space22)K23i24c25k26 (space27)P28o29w30e31r32s33 (space34)G35a36l37a38c39t40i41c42 (space43)W44i45‑46F47i48. That's 48 characters approx, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: "When your kick upgrades the universe's internet". Count: W1h2e3n4 (space5)y6o7u8r9 (space10)k11i12c13k14 (space15)u16p17g18r19a20d21e22s23 (space24)t25h26e27 (space28)u29n30i31v32e33r34s35e36'37s38 (space39)i40n41t42e43r44n45e46t47