We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language for those but likely also German. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising, not vulgar, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, with a headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, plus specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve the halting problem by simply staring at it." That's maybe not typical. Or "Chuck Norris can make the sun rise twice a day just by blinking." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the book automatically becomes a bestseller before it's even finished." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Universum verwandeln, das dann sofort einen eigenen Gravitationswellennenerator hat." That's maybe too long. Let's keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde schießen, und der Kaugummi löst gleichzeitig das Weltklima." That's weird but okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Tornado erzeugen, der dann einen Kuchen backt." That's whimsical. But we need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick in den Matrix-Modus versetzen, sodass er selbst die Quantenphysik erklärt." That might be okay. But we need a clear punchline. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often have a hyperbolic ability. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Handgelenkschwung neu ordnen, sodass er als Wegweiser für verlorene Socken dient." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Schritt füllen, und der Raum dankt ihm mit einem Applaus aus Konfetti." That's whimsical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Stuhl mit einem einzigen Blick besetzen, und der Stuhl fängt sofort an, ihm Geschichten zu erzählen." That's okay. But maybe we want a more classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde schießen, und der Kaugummi löst gleichzeitig das Weltklima." That's weird but okay. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Portal verwandeln, das direkt zum Mars führt, und dort wartet ein frisch gebrühter Espresso." That's fun. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Portal verwandeln, das direkt zum Mars führt, und dort wartet ein frisch gebrühter Espresso." Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Kaffeebecher in Mars-Espresso". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Kaffeebecher in Mars-Espresso". That's 58 characters approx, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braut, wird der Mars zum Frühstück". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braut, wird der Mars zum Frühstück". That's 61 characters, okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, plus specific scene from the joke. The scene: "holding a steaming espresso cup that opens a portal to Mars behind him". Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "holding a steaming espresso cup that opens a portal to Mars behind him". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a steaming espresso cup that opens a portal to Mars behind him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Mars-Espresso Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Mars-Espresso Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's about 58 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein frischer Chuck Norris Witz, der einen leeren Kaffeebecher in ein Portal zum Mars verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein frischer Chuck Norris Witz, der einen leeren Kaffeebecher in ein Portal zum Mars verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description