We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Image_prompt must be English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc., with specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." plus specific scene. Also "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to ensure JSON format exactly as described, no extra fields. Provide values accordingly. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter umkehren – wenn er blinzelt, wird es Sommer in der Antarktis." That's a classic style. But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der schmolz, weil er zu heiß war – aber nur, weil Chuck Norris ihn anschaute." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat das Internet erfunden, aber nur, um seine eigenen Roundhouse Kicks zu streamen." That's typical. But need unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die Zeit anhalten – und nutzt die Pause, um einen Kaffee zu machen, der nie kalt wird." That's okay. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme caption, etc. Headline: maybe "Der Kaffee, der nie kalt wird". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee braucht, wird die Uhr zum Freund". Must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from the joke. The joke involves Chuck Norris making coffee that never gets cold by pausing time. So scene: Chuck Norris in his 50s, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular, black sleeveless vest, holding a steaming cup of coffee, with a clock frozen at 00:00, American flag background. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "holding a steaming cup of coffee while a clock face freezes at 12:00, background of an American flag, dramatic cinematic lighting". Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der unendliche Kaffee". That's 27 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris hält die Zeit an, um einen Kaffee zu brühen, der nie kalt wird – ein klassischer Witz in deutscher Sprache." Count characters: let's count approx: "Chuck Norris hält die Zeit an, um einen Kaffee zu brühen, der nie kalt wird – ein klassischer Witz in deutscher Sprache." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra whitespace? It's okay. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars. "Der Kaffee, der nie kalt wird" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a6 f7 f8 e9 ,10 space11 d12 e13 i14 space15 n16 i17 e18 space19 k20 a21 l22 t23 space24 w25 i26 r27 d28 space29 b30 e31 i32 t33 space34 .35 That's 35 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee braucht, wird die Uhr zum Freund" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee braucht, wird die Uhr zum Freund". Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Wait we need correct counting: Actually string: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee braucht, wird die Uhr zum Freund". Let's count characters including spaces: 1 W 2 e 3 n 4 space 5 C 6 h 7 u 8 c 9 k 10 space 11 N 12 o 13 r 14 r 15 i 16 s 17 space 18 e 19 i 20 n 21 e 22 n 23 space 24 K 25 a 26 f 27 f 28 e 29 e 30 space 31 b 32 r 33 a 34 u 35 c 36 h 37 t 38 , 39 space 40 w 41 i 42 r 43 d 44 space 45 d 46 i 47 e 48 space 49 U 50 h 51 r 52 space 53 z 54 u 55 m 56 space 57 F 58 r 59 e 60 u 61 n 62 d That's 62 characters, okay. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris und der unendliche Kaffee" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 u14 n15 d16 space17 d18 e19 r20 space21 u22 n23 e24 n25 d26 i27 e28 n29 space30 K31 a32 f33 f34 e35 e36. That's 36 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count approximate: "Chuck Norris hält die Zeit an, um einen Kaffee zu brühen, der nie kalt wird