We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description presumably also German? meta_title and meta_description likely SEO in English? Not specified language; but likely German as overall context is German. Provide unique Chuck Norris joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common; we need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the internet never crashes." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." Must be unique. Let's think: Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, mythic status. Something like "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while being deaf." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a door in a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." Let's craft a unique one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can simultaneously sneeze in all time zones, causing a global rain of tiny rubber ducks." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can sneeze in all time zones at once, causing a worldwide downpour of tiny rubber ducks that politely ask for directions before landing." Something like that. Need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "can divide by zero". Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster than the speed of light by simply looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a boring meeting into a rock concert with a single nod." Let's pick something fun. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the future and land perfectly on a plate in 1985." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of a language he doesn't speak and instantly start speaking it fluently." That is unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia article on Klingon and start speaking it fluently, causing the aliens to surrender." Hmm. We need to keep it concise but still a joke text. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia article on Klingon and start speaking it fluently, causing the aliens to surrender." But maybe too long. Let's keep it short: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia article on Klingon and start speaking it fluently, causing the aliens to surrender." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris spricht Klingonisch – und die Aliens kapitulieren". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Klingonisch kann, kann jeder." That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed scene: maybe "reading a massive ancient scroll of Klingon symbols while alien ships loom behind him". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is reading an enormous ancient Klingon scroll, alien ships hovering in the background, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include the specific scene. Provide English prompt. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris spricht Klingonisch – Alien-Surrender Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris spricht Klingonisch – Alien-Surrender Witz". That's 53 maybe. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch, bei dem er Klingonisch spricht und Aliens kapitulieren lässt. Lachen garantiert!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch, bei dem er Klingonisch spricht und Aliens kapitulieren lässt. Lachen garantiert!" That's about 140 maybe. Good. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON strings need to escape double quotes. Our values contain double quotes? Not needed. But we have apostrophes? Not needed. Use plain text without double quotes inside. The headline and meme_caption may contain apostrophes? Not needed. Use no double quotes inside strings. Use no line breaks. Make sure headline max 80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris spricht Klingonisch – Alien-Surrender Witz". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)s14p15r16i17c18h19t20 (space21)K22l23i24n25g26o27n28i29s30c31h32 (space33)–34 (space35)A36l37i38e39n40-41S42u43r44r45e46n47d48e49r50 (space51)W52i53t54z55. That's 55 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Klingonisch kann, kann jeder." Count: Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)K18l19i20