We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure no extra text. We need to craft a joke: classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's unique? Might be similar. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a snowman with a single glance." Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm without a single line of code." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration about his abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's common but maybe okay. We need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That's classic. But need to be unique; ensure not repeating known jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by looking at it." That's similar. Let's avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by sneezing." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single sneeze, leaving only sunshine and a perfect lawn." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be concise for joke_text. Let's produce a short punchline: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single sneeze, leaving only sunshine and a perfect lawn." That's the joke_text. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm mit Niesen verschwinden". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris schnieft, wird der Winter zum Sommer". That's within 80. Image prompt: English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris sneezes and a snowstorm evaporates, leaving a sunny lawn". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, sneezing powerfully as a swirling snowstorm around him dissolves into sunshine and a perfect green lawn, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneesturm-Zauber – Ein Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Schneesturm-Zauber – Ein Klassiker" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneesturm-Zauber(16?) Let's count precisely: "Schneesturm-Zauber" = 15? Actually letters: S(1) c2 h3 n4 e5 s6 t7 u8 r9 m10 -11 Z12 a13 u14 b15 e16 r17. So 17 characters including hyphen? Let's approximate total maybe 38. Add " – Ein Klassiker" (13 inc spaces). So total maybe 51. Under 60, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm mit Niesen verschwinden". Count characters: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Schneesturm"9 =>27, space=28, "mit"3 =>31, space=32, "Niesen"6 =>38, space=39, "verschwinden"12 =>51. So 51 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris schnieft, wird der Winter zum Sommer". Count: "Wenn"4, space5, "Chuck"5 =>10, space11, "Norris"6 =>17, space18, "schnieft,"7 =>25, space26, "wird"4 =>30, space31, "der"3 =>34, space35, "Winter"6 =>41, space42, "zum"3 =>45, space46, "Sommer"6 =>52. So 52 chars, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. Provide as one string. Meta title max 60 chars: Let's count "Chuck Norris Schneesturm-Zauber – Ein Klassiker". Count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Schneesturm-Zauber"16? Actually count: S1 c2 h3 n4 e5 s6 t7 u8 r9 -10 Z11 a12 u13 b14 e15 r16. So 16 characters, total 13+16=29, space=30, "–" (dash) maybe 1 char =>3