We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So joke_text should be German. Headline also German? Probably yes. Meme caption German. Image prompt must be English. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the International Space Station." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' into a world‑changing event just by blinking." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a brick wall but also rewrites the laws of physics." That's maybe too generic. We need unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can teach a cat to do the Macarena, and the cat becomes the new president of the United Nations." That's maybe too political. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, turning it into a puddle of pure adrenaline." Hmm. We need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The image prompt must include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually the prompt says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. For example, "holding a broken calculator in one hand and a glowing Rubik's Cube in the other". Or "standing on a floating Rubik's Cube while kicking a meteor". Must be specific. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube instantly rearranges the universe's gravity." That's unique? Might be similar to known jokes about solving Rubik's cube. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a spaceship to Mars and back before breakfast." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so powerful that it launches a spaceship to Mars and back before his morning stretch." That's okay. Now we need to embed a specific scene: maybe "holding a steaming mug that emits a miniature galaxy". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a steaming mug that emits a miniature galaxy, as a spaceship lifts off behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now we need to fill JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt as described. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All must be unique, no repeats. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brauen, dass er damit ein Raumschiff zum Mars schickt und zurückbevor er seine morgendliche Dehnung beendet." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. headline: "Der ultimative Kaffeekick von Chuck Norris" Count characters: Let's count: "Der ultimative Kaffeekick von Chuck Norris" length? Count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 K16 a17 f18 f19 e20 e21 k22 i23 c24 k25 space26 v27 o28 n29 space30 C31 h32 u33 c34 k35 space36 N37 o38 r39 r40 i41 s42. That's 42 characters, within 80. meme_caption: "Kaffee, der Galaxien bewegt" length? Count: K1 a2 f3 f4 e5 ,6 space7 d8 e9 space10 G11 a12 l13 a14 x15 i16 e17 n18 space19 b20 e21 w22 e23 g24 e25 t26. That's 26 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a steaming mug that emits a miniature galaxy, as a spaceship lifts off behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the specific scene. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffeekick: Space Brew". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaffeekick: Space Brew" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 f