We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. We need to create a joke text (joke_text) that is a full joke, presumably a sentence or short paragraph. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. We also need to include image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to fill that placeholder with specific scene from the joke. We need to ensure image_prompt is English, includes the description and the specific scene. We need to keep meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. We must not use markdown code blocks; just raw JSON. We must ensure no repeated jokes. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence." Hmm. We need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's classic too. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's unique. But must be funny and classic style: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by just staring at it." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by just staring at it." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's unique and not existing. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by just staring at it." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by just staring at it." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Pferde schneller als Licht rennen". That's German, includes Chuck Norris. Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Pferde schneller als Licht rennen" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)P20o21r22t23e24 (space25)s26c27h28n29e30l31l32e33r34 (space35)a36l37s38 (space39)L40i41c42h43t44 (space45)r46e47n48n49e50n51. That's 51 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn das Pferd schneller ist als Licht, muss Chuck Norris lachen". Count characters: let's count: "Wenn das Pferd schneller ist als Licht, muss Chuck Norris lachen". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5a6s7 (space8)P9f10e11r12d13 (space14)s15c16h17n18e19l20l21e22r23 (space24)i25s26t27 (space28)a29l30s30 (space31)L32i33c34h35t36,37 (space38)m39u40s41s42 (space43)C44h45u46c47k48 (space49)N50o51r52r53i54s55 (space56)l57a58c59h60e61n62. That's 62 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "Chuck Norris makes a horse run faster than light by staring at it". But we need to embed that into the prompt. So maybe: "Chuck Norris makes a horse run faster than light by staring at it". But we need to keep it as part of the prompt describing the scene. So maybe: "Chuck Norris makes a horse run faster than light by staring at it". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris makes a horse run faster than light by staring at it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the scene. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Pferde schneller als Licht rennen". That's same as headline but maybe shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Pferde schneller als Licht rennen". Count: earlier we counted 51, okay <=60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Pferd schneller als Licht läuft, weil Chuck Norris einfach zu stark ist." Let's count characters: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Pferd schneller als Licht läuft, weil Chuck Norris einfach zu stark ist." Let's count roughly: It's probably under 160. Let's count precisely: E1i2n3 (space4)k5l6a