We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to generate a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn ansieht." But need to be unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a black hole, causing it to emit a rainbow. Or Chuck Norris can divide by zero. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und bat um Ruhestand." That might be okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggerations, mythic status. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zum Stillstand bringen, wenn er zu spät kommt." That's similar to known jokes about time. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado zum Tanzen gebracht, indem er ihm ein Lied von sich selbst sang." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm ein Lied von sich selbst singt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Computer mit einem einzigen Fingeraufschlag zum Schweigen gebracht, weil er keine Fehler tolerieren wollte." Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüsten sandig machen, indem er einfach atmet." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüsten sandig machen, indem er einfach atmet." That's funny and unique. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüsten sandig machen, indem er einfach atmet." headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt selbst die Wüste schneien". That's 31 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Wüste zum Winterwunderland". That's 58 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris breathing in a desert, causing a snowstorm to turn sandy". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a vast desert, exhaling a gust that transforms the sand into swirling snowflakes, with a dramatic sky." Then add "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Witz" = let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Wüste(5)=24, space=25, schneien(6)=31, space=32, –(1)=33, space=34, Witz(4)=38. So 38 chars, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Kraft, einen Schneesturm in der Wüste zu erschaffen." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Kraft, einen Schneesturm in der Wüste zu erschaffen." That's about 108 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must not repeat existing jokes. This is likely unique. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris. It's okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüsten sandig machen, indem er einfach atmet." headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Wüste schneien" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Wüste zum Winterwunderland" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a vast desert, exhaling a gust that transforms the sand into swirling snowflakes, with a dramatic sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Witz" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Kraft, einen Schneesturm in der Wüste zu erschaffen." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt die Wüste schneien" = count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 die(3)=22 space=23 Wüste(5)=28 space=29 schneien(6)=35. So 35 chars, under 80. meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Wüste zum Winterw