We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language for those, but likely German as well. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee mit einem einzigen Blick in den Matrix-Server pumpen, sodass selbst der Server einen Espresso-Tag hat." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Code geschrieben, der den Compiler zum Lachen brachte – und danach wurde das Ergebnis als neue Programmiersprache namens 'NorrisScript' veröffentlicht." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke text in German. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein voll funktionsfähiges Fitnessstudio umwandeln, das nur von Tieren bewohnt wird, weil er das Universum zwingt, Yoga zu machen." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new programming language". That might be similar to known jokes about "Chuck Norris can program in any language". Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new programming language called 'NorrisScript'". That's unique. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen neuen Programmier­sprache‑Generator erfinden, der sofort alle Computer dazu bringt, 'Hello World' in 0,0001 Sekunden zu übersetzen – und danach wird das Ergebnis automatisch in ein Sandwich verwandelt." That's too long maybe. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's aim for about 2-3 sentences. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen leeren Serverraum in ein komplett funktionierendes Cloud‑Rechenzentrum verwandeln, das nur von Ninja‑Bots betrieben wird, weil er das Universum zwingt, in binärer Sprache zu tanzen." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Zeit zurückspulen ließ – und als Ergebnis erschien das erste Chuck‑Norris‑Witz‑Museum, das nur von Robotern besucht wird, weil sie den Humor nicht verstehen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Pizzakarton mit einem einzigen Blick in ein 5‑Sterne‑Restaurant verwandeln, sodass die Pizza sich selbst in ein Gedicht über seine eigene Existenz verwandelt – und alle Gäste beginnen, im Takt der Käse‑Ziehen zu applaudieren." That's weird but maybe okay. We need to ensure it's typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's pick something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new programming language". That is typical. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen neuen Programmier­modus erfinden, der alle Computer dazu bringt, in reinem Humor zu laufen – und das Ergebnis ist, dass jedes Programm automatisch ein Witz über ihn selbst erzählt, bevor es überhaupt gestartet wird." That's good. It starts with Chuck Norris, is unique, not repeating known jokes. Now we need headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Humor-Programmiersprache mit einem Rundkick". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Humor-Programmiersprache mit einem Rundkick". That's 66 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18f19t20 (space21)H22u23m24o25r26-27P28r29o30g31r32a33m34m35i36e37r38s39p40r41a42g43e44 (space45)m46i47t48 (space49)e50i51n52e53m54 (space55)R56u57n58d59k60i61c62k63. That's 63 characters. Good. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Code lacht, liegt der Server im Krankenhaus". Count: "Wenn der Code lacht, liegt der Server im Krankenhaus". That's 53 characters. Good. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that creates glowing code symbols floating around him, with a futuristic server room background." Must be within the prompt description. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to produce the full image_prompt string. It must start with "A hyper-realistic portrait..." and include the specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that creates glowing code symbols floating around him in a futuristic server room, American flag backdrop. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag