We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, funny, typical. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just plain JSON. Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON strings need escaping of double quotes. We'll output raw JSON without code fences. We need to craft a joke. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Let's think of something unique. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a horse talk, and then ride it to the moon." That's maybe too long. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single glance." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round earth square just by folding it." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a human by blinking." That's okay. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That's typical. But need to be unique, not repeated. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by tapping it." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by tapping it." That's a funny image. Now we need to embed that as joke_text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by tapping it." Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Kalender-Tag überspringt beim Hauch von Chuck". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender berührt, entsteht ein Freitag ohne Anstrengung". That's maybe too long. Let's keep under 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt den Kalender einen Tag überspringen – ohne Aufwand". That's about 66 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "tapping a calendar that glows and a day disappears". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, tapping a wall calendar that instantly skips a day, glowing numbers, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender einen Tag überspringen". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Tapfen einen Tag im Kalender überspringen – ein unmöglicher Superheld-Witz auf Deutsch." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Tapfen einen Tag im Kalender überspringen – ein unmöglicher Superheld-Witz auf Deutsch." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly escaped. Need to escape double quotes inside strings. The joke_text contains double quotes? No. It contains apostrophes? No. It contains a dash? That's fine. It contains an em dash? Might need to escape? In JSON, dash is fine. The only thing that needs escaping is backslashes and double quotes. The headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description also may contain double quotes? They don't. The image_prompt contains double quotes? It contains double quotes? It contains "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but that's part of string, not double quotes delimiting. Actually we need to wrap the whole string in double quotes, so any internal double quotes must be escaped. The image_prompt includes double quotes? It starts with "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but that's just the start of the string; we need to escape the internal double quotes? The string itself includes double quotes? It includes "A hyper-realistic portrait..." but that's not a double quote character, it's just the start of the sentence. There's no actual double quote character inside the string. However there is a dash "–" which is an en dash, fine. There's also an apostrophe? No. So we can just output the string as is, but we must ensure we don't have unescaped double quotes inside. The phrase "No text, no captions." includes no double quotes. So fine. But we must ensure we don't have any stray double quotes inside the JSON field values. The headline: "Kalender-Tag überspringt beim Hauch von Chuck". No double quotes. Meme caption: "Chuck Norris lässt den Kalender einen Tag überspringen – ohne Aufwand". No double quotes. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender einen Tag überspringen". No double quotes. Meta description: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Tapfen einen Tag im Kalender überspringen – ein unmöglicher Superheld-Witz auf Deutsch." No double quotes. Now ensure JSON format: keys with double quotes, values as strings. Provide no extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Tapfen einen Tag im Kalender überspringen.", "headline": "Kalender-Tag überspringt beim Hauch von Chuck", "meme_caption": "Chuck Norris lässt den Kalender einen Tag überspringen – ohne Aufwand", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, tapping a wall calendar that instantly skips a day, glowing numbers