We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Must be unique, no repeats. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Let's craft something original. We need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert." That's typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it's a toaster." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud, and the cloud will thank him for the lift." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a conversation." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a sauna and still stay unique." Not great. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known but maybe okay? It's common though. We need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by sheer willpower." That's also known. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon and still get a perfect ping." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it is a toaster, and the toaster will start writing poetry." That's quirky. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen toten Akku zum Leben erwecken, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Schokolade erschaffen und ihn dann in ein Portal zu einem anderen Universum verwandeln." That's too long maybe. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's fun. But must be a full joke, maybe a short statement that implies a scenario. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Bildschirm zum Lachen bringen, indem er einfach einen Stift darauf legt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei nass wird." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus dazu bringen, Blumen zu pflanzen." That's unique. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus dazu bringen, Blumen zu pflanzen, und der Virus wird dann zum Gärtner." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a single joke text, maybe a short punchline. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Blick füllen." That's generic. Let's think of a more specific scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm im Weltraum benutzen, um einen Regen zu stoppen." That's unique. Ok, finalize: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm im Weltraum benutzen, um einen Regen zu stoppen, und der Regen wird dann ein Tanzlehrer." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm im Weltraum benutzen, um einen Regen zu stoppen." That's a clear joke. But we need to ensure it's unique. It's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm im Weltraum benutzen, um einen Regen zu stoppen." That's a complete sentence, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris stoppt Regen im Weltraum". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst der Regen vor Chuck Norris Angst hat". That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "holding an umbrella in space, halting a rainstorm". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding an umbrella in space, halting a rainstorm. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris stoppt Regen im Weltraum – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris stoppt Regen im Weltraum – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, stoppt(6)=19, space=20, Regen(5)=25, space=26, im(2)=28, space=29, Weltraum(8)=37, space=38, –(1)=39, space=40, Witz(4)=44. So 44 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er sogar im Weltraum den Regen stoppen kann. Lustig, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz,