We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst Eiswürfel zerschmelzen, bevor sie überhaupt entstehen." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But need German. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und der Kaugummi hat sich selbst zum Mond geschlichen, um dort ein neues Kontinent zu gründen." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat gestern einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen gebracht – jetzt leuchtet er in 4K und macht Selfies." Hmm. Need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 10 Jahre verzögerte, und dann hat er ihn zum Grillabend eingeladen." Might be okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" etc. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er ein Telefon ohne Netzwerk signal in die Luft rufen kann." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi in den Weltraum gepustet, und die Aliens haben ihn als neue Kommunikationsmethode adoptiert." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die Zeit für 5 Minuten anhielt, damit das Bier perfekt gekühlt ist." That's typical. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einen Hammer so geschwungen, dass er einen Stein in eine andere Dimension schickte, und der Stein kam zurück, um ihm ein High‑Five zu geben." That's okay. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Then the joke text. The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a short paragraph. Headline: short, max 80 characters. Meme_caption: max 80 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed a specific scene from the joke into the prompt. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All in JSON, no markdown. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat gestern einen Hammer so stark geschwungen, dass er einen Stein in die nächste Galaxie schickte – und der Stein kam zurück, um ihm ein High‑Five zu geben." That's unique. Now headline: maybe "Der Hammer-Galaxie-High-Five". That's within 80 chars. Meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Hammer mehr kann als nur Holz zu zerschlagen". That's within 80. Image_prompt: Need to describe specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris swinging a massive hammer that sends a glowing stone into a swirling galaxy, with the stone returning to give him a high‑five". Must include the description of the hero: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then the specific scene. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, swinging a massive hammer that launches a glowing stone into a swirling galaxy, the stone returning to give him a high‑five. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Stein in die Galaxie fliegen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Stein in die Galaxie fliegen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Stein(5)=24, space=25, in(2)=27, space=28, die(3)=31, space=32, Galaxie(7)=39, space=40, fliegen(7)=47, space=48, –(1)=49, space=50, Witz(4)=54. So 54 characters, okay under 60. Meta_description: maybe "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Hammer, der einen Stein in eine andere Galaxie schickt und ein High‑Five zurückbringt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Hammer, der einen Stein in eine andere Galaxie schickt und ein High‑Five zurückbringt." That's maybe ~130 characters, under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description can be English? Probably they should be in German? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Not language specified, but likely German as the overall context is German. Let's keep them German. Meta_title German: "Chuck Norris lässt Stein in die Galaxie fliegen – Witz". That's German. Meta_description German: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Hammer, der einen Stein in eine andere Galaxie schickt und ein