We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or about his beard causing gravity anomalies. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a barbershop and the barber quit because he couldn't handle the pressure." That's a known style but maybe not unique. Let's craft something fresh: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file taxes, but the IRS gave up because it couldn't calculate the number of hairs." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being so mighty it can power a city, or that his beard once won a tug-of-war against a mountain. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' beard once challenged a volcano to a duel; the volcano erupted in fear and now serves as a hot spring for his morning coffee." That's creative. But must be in German. Let's translate: "Chuck Norris' Bart einmal stellte sich einem Vulkan – und der Vulkan erbrach sich vor Angst, weil er nicht mit der Kraft des Bartes mithalten konnte. Seitdem wird das Kraterloch als Kaffeemaschine für Chucks Morgenkaffee genutzt." That might be too long. Need to keep it concise but still funny. We need to output JSON fields. Let's craft a joke_text that is a single sentence or short paragraph, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. Potential joke_text: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er einmal versucht hat, das Internet zu durchtrennen – und plötzlich fiel die gesamte Welt in ein Nichts, weil er zu viele Klicks mit einem einzigen Strich gemacht hat." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris' Bart einmal schrieb einen Bestseller, aber das Manuskript war so schwer, dass es die Erde in eine neue Eiszeit versetzte – und jetzt tragen alle nur noch Mützen aus Bartwolle." Hmm. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so legendär, dass er einmal einen Tornado zum Schweigen brachte, indem er ihn einfach mit einem einzigen Strich umarmte." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat kürzlich ein WLAN-Signal gesendet, das so stark war, dass alle Geräte weltweit automatisch in den Modus 'Chuck Norris Modus' wechselten und nur noch 'Yes, Sir!' antworteten." That's creative. But must be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat neulich ein WLAN-Signal gesendet, das so stark war, dass jedes Smartphone automatisch in den 'Chuck Norris Modus' wechselte und nur noch 'Ja, Sir!' anzeigte." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Der Bart, der das Internet zum Schweigen brachte". That's 38 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als dein Router". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "the beard emitting a glowing Wi-Fi signal that connects to a smartphone displaying 'Chuck Norris Modus'". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, the beard emitting a glowing Wi-Fi signal that connects to a smartphone displaying 'Chuck Norris Modus', photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the constraints? Not specified length but must be English. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Bart WLAN Signal – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der ein WLAN-Signal sendet und das Internet zum Schweigen bringt. Lache jetzt!" That's about 138 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Bart, der das Internet zum Schweigen brachte". Count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 B5 a6 r7 t8 ,9 space10 d11 e12 space13 I14 n15 t16 e17 r18 n19 e20 t21 space22 z23 u24 m25 space26 S27 c28 h29 e30 i31 g32 e33 n34 e35 n36 space37 b38 r39 i40 n41 g42 e43 t44. That's 44 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als dein Router". Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 P19 o20 w21 e22 r23 space24 h25 a26 t27 space28 space? Actually there is a space after "hat". Let's count precisely: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als dein Router". Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 d6 e7 r8 space9 B10 a11 r12 t13 space14 m15 e