We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to produce a JSON object (no markdown code block). Must be valid JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's also common. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows". That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square". That's also known. Hmm. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a laser". Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse win the Kentucky Derby just by staring at it". Let's craft something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris ..." The joke_text should be a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while juggling three chainsaws and still have time to brew a perfect cup of coffee for the President." That's maybe too long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then turn the resulting water into a perfect espresso shot." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer virus that only infects other viruses, turning them into obedient pets." That's maybe too techy. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his biceps." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it, causing entire cities to experience spontaneous rush hour miracles." That's unique. But maybe too long. We need to keep it within typical joke length. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, then instantly rebuild it with his bare hands." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple rock into a fully functional smartphone just by tapping it with his pinky finger." That's unique. But maybe too similar to "Chuck Norris can turn a rock into a computer". Not sure. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can comb his beard and simultaneously generate enough static electricity to power a small town for a week." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can comb his beard and simultaneously generate enough static electricity to power a small town for a week." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der unbezwingbare Bartmensch". That's short. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Leistung hat als das Stromnetz". Keep under 80 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is combing his beard while sparks of static electricity fly, lighting up a small town silhouette in the background". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, combing his beard and generating static electricity that lights up a small town, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Meta title (max 60 chars) maybe "Chuck Norris und der magische Bart". That's 27 chars. Meta description (max 160 chars) maybe "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Blick seinen Bart stylen und damit eine ganze Stadt mit Strom versorgen – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz auf Deutsch." That's about 140 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Now check constraints: Must be German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Unique? Should be okay. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick seinen Bart so stylen, dass er genug statische Elektrizität erzeugt, um eine ganze Kleinstadt für eine Woche mit Strom zu versorgen." headline: "Der magische Bart von Chuck Norris" meme_caption: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Stromnetz" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, combing his beard and generating static electricity that lights up a small town, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris und der magische Bart" meta_description: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Blick seinen Bart stylen und damit eine ganze Stadt mit Strom versorgen – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz auf Deutsch." Check lengths: headline length: "Der magische Bart von Chuck Norris" = 30 chars, okay. meme_caption length: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Stromnetz" = 44 chars, okay. meta_title length: "Chuck Norris und der magische Bart" = 27 chars, okay. meta_description length: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Blick seinen Bart stylen und damit eine ganze Stadt mit Strom versorgen – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz auf Deutsch." That's about 130