We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Server mit seiner Aura überlastet." But need to be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Must be valid JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text (presumably a short paragraph or sentence). Should be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Should be funny, unique. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics from the joke. Must be in English. Must not contain text or captions. Must be something like "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass Eiswürfel darin gefroren haben, obwohl es Sommer war." That's a bit typical but maybe okay. But we need unique. Better: "Chuck Norris hat gestern einen Marathon gelaufen – und die Strecke hat sich selbst umgekehrt, weil er zu schnell war." That's okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senken konnte." That's a bit typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einen Computer so schnell programmiert, dass er bereits vor dem Einschalten das Ergebnis berechnet hat." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Fingerschnippen das Wetter auf der anderen Seite der Erde ändern – und das ohne Klimaanlage." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke that is a bit absurd: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 5 Sekunden auf Null setzte – und alle Autos in der Luft hingen." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für fünf Sekunden auf Null setzte – und plötzlich schwebten alle Autos wie Ballons durch die Luft." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaugummi-Effekt von Chuck Norris". Must be <=80 chars. That's fine. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, schwebt die ganze Stadt". Must be <=80 chars. image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene: "Chuck Norris chews a massive bubblegum that glows with energy, causing cars to levitate around him". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include the scene description. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's 48? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)K14a15u16g17u18m19m20i21 (space22)W23i24t25z26 (space27)–28 (space29)L30u31s32t33i34g35 (space36)&37 (space38)E39i40n41z42i43g44a45r46t47i48g49. That's 49 characters maybe. Under 60, okay. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft aufhebt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft aufhebt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON keys exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". All strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Unique: Not similar to typical jokes. It's about gum causing levitation, which is somewhat unique. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Now craft final JSON. Let's write: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für fünf Sekunden auf Null setzte – und plötzlich schwebten alle Autos wie Ballons durch die Luft.", "headline": "Der Kaugummi-Effekt von Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris k