We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke text, headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. meta_title up to 60 chars, meta_description up to 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's a joke. Now headline: maybe "Der Schneesturm im Wüstenblink". Up to 80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Wüste zum Winterwunderland". Must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from the joke. So scene: "Chuck Norris blinks, causing a snowstorm to engulf a desert landscape, with sand turning to snow, dramatic lighting". Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include that scene. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a desert that is suddenly covered in snow after he blinks, sand turning to snow, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title up to 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Lacher". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Wüste(5)=24, space=25, schneien(6)=31, space=32, –(1)=33, space=34, Lacher(6)=40. So 40 chars, okay. Meta description up to 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneesturm im Wüstenblink – ironisch, überraschend und 100% legendär." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneesturm im Wüstenblink – ironisch, überraschend und 100% legendär." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. That's fine. Make sure no repeats, unique. Now craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Schneesturm in der Sahara auslösen." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. Unique. headline: "Der Schneesturm im Wüstenblink – Chuck Norris lässt es schneien". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der Schneesturm im Wüstenblink – Chuck Norris lässt es schneien". Count: Der(3) space=4, Schneesturm(10)=14, space=15, im(2)=17, space=18, Wüstenblink(11)=29, space=30, –(1)=31, space=32, Chuck(5)=37, space=38, Norris(6)=44, space=45, lässt(5)=50, space=51, es(2)=53, space=54, schneien(6)=60. So 60 chars, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Wüste zum Winterwunderland". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, blinzelt,(8 inc comma?) let's just approximate length <80. It's okay. image_prompt: need to include specific scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a desert that is suddenly covered in snow after he blinks, sand turning to snow, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes scene. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Lacher" (max 60). Already counted 40, okay. meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneesturm im Wüstenblink – ironisch, überraschend und 100% legendär." Count characters: Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneesturm im Wüstenblink – ironisch, überraschend und 100% legendär." Let's count: E(1) i2 n3 space4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 s11 c12 h13 space14 C15 h16 u17 c18 k19 space20 N21 o22 r23 r24 i25 s26 space27 W28 i29 t30 z31 space32 ü33 b34 e35 r36 space37 e38 i39 n40 e41 n42 space43 S44 c45 h46 n47 e48 s49 t50 o
