We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve unsolvable problems by sheer will." Or something about his beard. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to compute the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, but the calculator exploded because it couldn't handle his intensity. Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where math works differently." Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while juggling three planets, and the cube instantly rearranges itself into a perfect solution that even the universe's mathematicians can't explain." But need to be concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a program that makes the internet understand sarcasm, and the code compiles itself after he winks at the compiler." Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new prime number larger than any known prime, and the universe has to update its math textbooks." But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a toaster to become sentient, and it will only toast bread that is worthy of his legendary status, refusing any slice that isn't perfectly golden." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce a joke that is unique: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly rewrite the laws of physics by simply raising an eyebrow, causing gravity to pause for a coffee break." That's good. Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris can raise an eyebrow so powerfully that gravity takes a coffee break, and the world floats upward like a lazy balloon." Make sure it's unique and not a known joke. Now produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be a complete sentence maybe. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "He raises an eyebrow, causing gravity to pause and a coffee cup to float." So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He raises an eyebrow, causing gravity to pause and a coffee cup to float mid‑air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft eine Kaffeepause machen". That's 44 chars maybe. Must be <=60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Kraft, die die Schwerkraft zum Pausieren bringt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Kraft, die die Schwerkraft zum Pausieren bringt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: Must be max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft eine Kaffeepause machen". Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)S23c24h25w26e27r28k29r30a31f32t33 (space34)e35i36n37e38 (space39)K40a41f42f43e44e45p46a47u48s49e50 (space51)m52a53c54h55e56n57. That's 57 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schwebt die Schwerkraft zum Kaffee". Count: Let's count: W1h2e3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)l19ä20s21s22t23 (space24)d25i26e27 (space28)S29c30h31w32e33r34g35a36f37t38 (space39)e40i41n42e43 (space44)K45a46f47f48e49 (space50)p51a52u53s54e55n56. That's 56 characters, okay. Now meta_title max 60 chars. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft eine Kaffeepause machen". That's 57 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars. Let's craft: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem seine legendäre Augenbraue die Schwerkraft zur Kaffeepause zwingt – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig einzigartig." Count characters: Let's approximate: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris