We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, cliches, etc. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure fields lengths constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris ..." So start with that. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." Check uniqueness: Not typical. Now headline: maybe "Der erfundene Kontinent von Chuck Norris". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, entsteht ein Kontinent". <=80 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a bright pink bubblegum that magically transforms into a floating continent with mountains and rivers, surrounded by a dramatic cinematic sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "Chuck Norris is chewing a bright pink bubblegum that magically transforms into a floating continent with mountains and rivers". Must be in English. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 erschafft(8) space3 neuen(5) space4 Kontinent(9) space5 – (1) space6 Witz(4) total approx 5+1+6+1+8+1+5+1+9+1+1+1+4 = 45? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz" Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 f19 t20 space21 n22 e23 u24 e25 n26 space27 K28 o29 n30 t31 i32 n33 e34 n35 t36 space37 –38 space39 W40 i41 t42 z43. So 43 characters, within 60. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen erfundenen Kontinent, der durch Kaugummi-Kraft entsteht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Der erfundene Kontinent von Chuck Norris" length? Count: D1 e2 r3 space4 e5 r6 f7 u8 n9 d10 e11 n12 space13 K14 o15 n16 t17 i18 n19 e20 n21 t22 space23 v24 o25 n26 space27 C28 h29 u30 c31 k32 space33 N34 o35 r36 r37 i38 s39. That's 39 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, entsteht ein Kontinent" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h5? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, entsteht ein Kontinent" Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 k19 a20 u21 g22 t23 ,24 space25 e26 n27 d27? Wait need systematic. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's likely ~45. - meta_title max 60 characters: we have 43, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure it's <=160. Let's craft a concise one: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count: A1 space2 h3 u4 m5 o6 r7 space8 c9 h10 u11 l12 o13 v14 o15 l16 e17 r18 space19 C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's just approximate it's under 160. Should be fine. Now produce JSON. Make sure no extra fields. JSON structure: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht.", "headline": "Der erfundene Kontinent von Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, entsteht ein Kontinent", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a bright pink bubblegum that magically transforms into a floating continent with mountains and rivers, surrounded by a dramatic cinematic sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background