We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess, but the cat surrendered after realizing it was outmatched." Not typical. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowman to a duel; the snowman surrendered because even ice can't withstand his stare." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a second just to watch his move." That's typical but maybe okay. We need unique. Let's think of something about his beard or his ability to count to infinity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to feel fear; the computer promptly installed a firewall of respect." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the resulting shockwave powers the entire city of Geneva for a week." That's unique. But need to mention Chuck Norris at start or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris can..." That's fine. Now need fields: joke_text: full joke text. Should be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann so stark atmen, dass sein Atem die Zeit für 0,0001 Sekunden zurückspult und damit einen verlorenen Moment zurückholt." That's maybe too weird. Let's think of a classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's known. Let's create something new: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt, den er dann als Heimat für seine eigenen Mini-Chuck-Norris-Versionen erklärt." That's long but okay. But need to be concise? Not specified length. Just unique. Let's craft a simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt und ihn dann als eigenen Planeten erklärt." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris formt einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Kaugummi zur Kontinenterfindung wird". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a massive bubblegum that stretches into a continent shaped like a new landmass, with tiny villages appearing on it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we should put something like "Chuck Norris chews a massive bubblegum that stretches into a new continent". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive bubblegum that stretches into a new continent, forming land with tiny villages. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris formt Kontinent aus Kaugummi". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kaut so stark, dass er aus Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent formt – ein absurder Klassiker im Chuck‑Norris‑Witz‑Genre." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kaut so stark, dass er aus Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent formt – ein absurder Klassiker im Chuck‑Norris‑Witz‑Genre." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should not be offensive. Should be funny. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON strings need to escape double quotes. But we can avoid double quotes inside values. Use plain text without quotes. The headline and meme_caption may contain quotes? Avoid. Use plain text. Make sure no newline characters? JSON can have newline inside string? Better to keep as single line or escape \n? We can keep as plain string without newline. Let's craft values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann so stark kauen, dass er aus einem Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent formt und ihn dann als eigenen Planeten erklärt." headline: "Chuck Norris formt einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi" meme_caption: "Wenn Kaugummi zum neuen Kontinent wird" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive bubblegum that stretches into a new continent, forming land with tiny villages. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris form